Favorite line/scene of barney from the simpsons

liberalitch

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Fri May-14-04 10:21 AM
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Favorite line/scene of barney from the simpsons

After a night of drinking he wakes up in a completely empty house and says.... "Oh, no not again"

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shaolinmonkey

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Fri May-14-04 10:22 AM
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1. When he's drinking from the tap at Moe's and says,

"Uh-oh, my heart stopped...ah, there it goes!"

Awesome.

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terrya

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Fri May-14-04 10:22 AM
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2. "Wait! Don't go, Joey-Jo Jo"!

Or words to that effect.

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Melodybe

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Fri May-14-04 10:25 AM
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3. Mine is the scene in the episode where all of Springfield trips on

Edited on Fri May-14-04 10:25 AM by Melodybe

George Carlin and Martin Mull's special vegetable juice.

Barney has a sip of the juice and starts tripping, the room fills with creepy trip monsters. Barney immediately pops open a beer, chugs it and a giant pink elephant comes in and stomps the monsters into oblivion. Barney then says, "pink elephant, you save me every time."

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liberalitch

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Fri May-14-04 10:26 AM
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4. Try sleeping on one of these....

pulls a conch shell out from under himself.

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XNASA

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Fri May-14-04 10:27 AM
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5. "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."

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tridim

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Fri May-14-04 10:44 AM
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10. You win the grand prize, a lifetime supply of Duff Beer

"Just hook it up to my vein!"

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Fri May-14-04 10:27 AM
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6. Barney sings Irish song on mensroom floor "Now Whar's me toothpick?"

Hee hee hee

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patcox2

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Fri May-14-04 10:30 AM
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7. In the hot tub with Linda Ronstadt

or how about "thanks for the magic dust, little elves." It was something likt that, in a scene where Bart and Millhouse go an a bender after drinking all-sugar slurpees from quickie-mart (bart gets so stoned he joins the boy scouts)

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VelmaD

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Fri May-14-04 02:16 PM
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20. "I don't know where you magic pixies came from,

but sure like your magic pixie drink."

I believe that's the quote you're looking for. :)

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patcox2

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Fri May-14-04 10:35 AM
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8. What kind of pathetic drunk do you think I am?

or "Want me to make you my special omellete? Its got three kinds of cheese"

or "You and me, Forman, outside." There was a repeated joke, in a few episodes, Barney would challenge boxers to fight.

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rinsd

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Fri May-14-04 03:52 PM
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24. Which is followed up with

Edited on Fri May-14-04 03:52 PM by rinsd

"oohh someone spilled beer in the ashtray"

Absolutely the best.

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johnnie

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Fri May-14-04 10:38 AM
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9. When they are at Moes

And showing a video from a party at the Simpsons. Barney is dressed as Marge and coming down the stairs and says something like "I'm off to market".

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frylock

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Fri May-14-04 10:57 AM
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13. that's the stage we refer to as professor barney

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DS1

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Fri May-14-04 10:46 AM
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11. Hey, somebody spilled beer in this ashtray... Slurp... Aahhh

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TN al

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Fri May-14-04 10:53 AM
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12. Homer is telling Barney about his wonderful kids...

...and Barney says,"you've got some I haven't met yet?"

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frylock

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Fri May-14-04 10:59 AM
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14. the kamp krusty ep when barney acts as krusty's stand-in..

I am too the Krunchy!

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russian33

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Fri May-14-04 12:20 PM
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15. I don't remember the quote...

...but when Barney was dressed up as Marge with hairy legs and a blue wigh and fell down when coming down the stairs....hysterical!

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4_Legs_Good

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Fri May-14-04 12:32 PM
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16. "I don't know, I'm pretty selective..." /belch

Or something pretty similar, when he gets set up with Marge's sister (Selma?). Season 1 I think.

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Fri May-14-04 12:57 PM
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17. With Homer & Maggie: "Someone's stinky...oh, no, that's me" n/t

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pagerbear

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Fri May-14-04 01:03 PM
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18. Barney's contribution to the Springfield Film Festival

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Bryan

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Fri May-14-04 02:07 PM
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19. Either

Barney stumbling through the warehouse club and knocking over the life-size bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's:

"Oh, pardon me, ma'am-" KRAAASH! "Oh no, it's all happening again!"

or Barney getting into a fistfight with Wade Boggs about the best Prime Minister in the history of England:

"Pitt the Elder!"

"Lord Palmerston!"

"PITT. THE. ELDER!"

"LORD! PALMERSTON!"

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Whitacre D_WI

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Fri May-14-04 02:25 PM
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21. With Linda Ronstadt:

"Senor Plow no es macho, solamente un borracho"

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phillybri

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Fri May-14-04 03:02 PM
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22. Barney at the fertility clinic...

Hilarious...

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rinsd

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Fri May-14-04 03:46 PM
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23. Several.....

When Bart and Mihouse join the Camper kids(or some shit like that) after drinking a Squishy syrup only:

"I don't know who you magic pixies are but I sure like your pixie drink"

When Homer get outed as never having graduated from high school:

"How long can a person get" (bystander)" Barney where's you cumberbun?" "It fell in the toilet".

Shary Bobbibs:

"Bye bye Superman!"

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