The Lounge Act of all CAPTIONS!!! - Democratic Underground

skip fox

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Fri May-14-04 10:45 AM
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The Lounge Act of all CAPTIONS!!!

"I did it myyyyy . . . waaayyyy!"

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shaolinmonkey

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Fri May-14-04 10:49 AM
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1. Don't forget to tip your wait-staff...

they'll need it for prescription drugs.

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emad

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Fri May-14-04 10:55 AM
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2. Does he color his eyebrows 2?

His chummy Poodle looked very red head in the house of commons on wednesday, with the usual smidgen of grey bits plastered over a bit too orange...

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FarmerOak

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Fri May-14-04 10:58 AM
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3. "This next tax cut goes out to my friends in Houston... You're the tops!"

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skip fox

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Fri May-14-04 11:45 AM
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7. Sweeeet!, FarmerOak

:toast:

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LuLu550

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Fri May-14-04 10:59 AM
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4. FEEEL---INGS.....nothing more than FEEEL---ings

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cosmicdot

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Fri May-14-04 11:26 AM
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5. Poppy, can you hear me?

Poppy, can you see me?
Poppy can you find me in the night?
Poppy are you near me?
Poppy can you hear me?
Poppy, can you help me not be frightened?

Looking at the skies I seem to see
A million eyes which ones are yours?
Where are you now that yesterday
Has waved goodbye
And closed its doors?

The night is so much darker;
The wind is so much colder;
The world I see is so much bigger
Now that I'm alone.

Poppy, please forgive me.
Try to understand me;
Poppy, don’t you know I had no choice?

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myrna minx

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Fri May-14-04 11:31 AM
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6. Can I borrow a feeling?

Can I borrow a feeling?
Could you send me a jar of love?
Hurtin' hearts need some healin',
Take my hand with your glove of love

My apologies to Kurt Van Houten and the Simpsons...

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russian33

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Fri May-14-04 12:07 PM
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8. 'Have you ever noticed how...

...Liburls get upset over little torture?'

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Fri May-14-04 12:08 PM
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9. Take my Iraq. Please.

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cosmicdot

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Fri May-14-04 12:12 PM
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10. rehearsing his Swaggart speech: I have siiiiiiiinnnnnnned ...

Edited on Fri May-14-04 12:14 PM by cosmicdot

America's first "electronic church" administry of popular television pResi-vangelists

"Well, isn't that special? Could it be Satan?"

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