Issue for November - Who cares about POTUS - Its about the BEER

If you have missed it, the most important election is being run by the Miller beverage people. The hell with Kerry and Bush, these guys have limited the election for Beer Pres to Bud v. Miller. There are hundreds of more qualified third party candidates left off the ballot.

So my question is, which beer gets your vote for US President of Beers. Of course under the Beer Constitution, a beer must be a natural born US Citizen, therefore Molsen, Guinness, Harp, Becks and any other foreign born beers are all out.

I am partial to the NW beers. I'll go with Black Butte Porter from the Deschutes Brewing Co. in Sisters Oregon.

Who should be the Beer Commander in Chief?
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Though Black Butte would be a welcome addition to the ticket!

any one could take budmillerschlitz with one hop tied behind their back

...Samuel Adams and Anchor Steam...the slogan; "Sam and Anchor, Anchor & Sam...the best in America, is what we am!" (ok, so that needs a little work...)

What could be more patriotic than that.

Sam Adams was photograghed with a college beer who has left the country and moved to France. It is widely believed Sam Adams had an affair with this college beer and she has left so not to harm his campaign.
A Vote for Sam Adams is a vote for Adultery.