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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:49 PM
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Name the unidentified sausage #6
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:50 PM
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1. Bobbitt?
Oh that is disgusting looking
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:51 PM
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2. now that's just wrong
I can't even bring myself to type the name I was gonna guess...
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:52 PM
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3. Looks like a hot dog weiner...
that's been distorted by a microwave oven...

or a severed penis...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:54 PM
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4. Reminds me of a song
Detatchable Penis, by King Missile
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.



This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:01 PM
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6. Yeah, I remember King Missile...
They (or was it just 'he') did that song about Martin Scorsese...

They (he) were (was) the John the Baptist to Cake's Jesus Christ.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 01:56 PM
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5. That would be my guess
the overmicrowaved dog. Yech.
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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:33 PM
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7. Lynndie England's favorite entree's #6
Is that from the congressional photo collestion?
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:34 PM
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8. me...
kidding of course ;)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:35 PM
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9. Ouchwurst?
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:58 PM
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16. BWAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the funniest thing I've heard since Paul Lynde was on Hollywood Squares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!
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Hemprus Donating Member (201 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:36 PM
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10. Thanks for finding that for me, I was wondering where it went!
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:39 PM
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11. I think it is related to this one:



Or it might be a Wurst Kassler Art, a la Meiwes :shrug:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:40 PM
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13. Damnit, you are turning me off of sausage...
might help my diet though ;)
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:45 PM
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15. I hope not; remember: German Wurst, everything else is cheese


From the German Onion:
http://www.titanic-magazin.de/postcard/PostCardsChoose.php?CatID=8&CatName=Deutsche+Wurst
http://www.titanic-magazin.de
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:40 PM
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12. Mods! LOCK THIS THREAD!
'Cause John Ashcroft would want it that way.
:evilgrin:

-MR

P.S. Sometimes a weiner is just a weiner.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 02:43 PM
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14. There's three things you don't want to watch being made

  • sausage
  • law
  • software
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