Dodgers' Jose Lima sings National Anthem, upstaged by wife's giant breasts

Video link: http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/news/mlb_leftfield.jsp?ymd=20040513&content_id=742641&vkey=leftfield&fext=.jsp

those are real. :eyes:

;)

More like "Oh, say, those are trip Ds."

good point.

could NOT resist

;)

BRRRRRRRRRRRRUMSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I mean I know I'm a few urges short of rampant heterosexuality but those are approaching the size of a soccer ball.

She has to put her hand on her neck!

:spank:

:puke:

Who needs Viagra when you've got silicone? ;-)

it's the rest of her that'll go bad.

and those, my friends, are fake as a 3 dollar bill.

Ick.

:toast:

lol

It's a total turn off.

and 'bombs' bursting.

A foul ball hitting her in the chest could take out 7 sections of fans in the lower deck, and three in the deck above.

she could pass with a baseball bat.

photoshop Mt Rushmore on those babies

:P

I heard Jose "sing" when he was with the Astros......his voice warrants a distraction.

to know whether or not she's wearing shoes.

DU style:

Large boobs bad - large women good

Skinny women always "skeletal".


I must be on FARK or something.

Large is good, only if natural. I think that is the consensus, and Im sure everyu single staight man on this board would take her if they got the chance.

...that baseball player's salary just to maintain that chica...and she's probably dumber than a sack of hammers...

Okay, so that last one was just a girly excuse, my bad. :P

:yourock:

Talk about jerking one into the seats.........

Batter UP!

about the importance of proportion. Pretty woman otherwise, but geez. Can you say, silicone-based self-esteem? sad, really....

anyone?

staying at first base with her.

Second - they may just be real.

Third - She's not dumb - she married a millionaire and has a son to him.

Fourth - She's pretty.

and 4 good points. Geesh, the condescending attitude around here is pretty overbearing.

Nothing like that old triple (or are we already up to quadruple?) standard, regarding female forms, that we see so often here. I don't know if they're real or not -- I'd guess yes, on first impression, for no apparent justifiable reason -- but I really don't care. I think she's got some serious babeliness going on and, even if I didn't think that, putting someone down for having (or so we assume) fake boobularity is arguably far more shallow than wanting them augmented in the first place.

Yep. Poor woman - seriously, that must be hell on the back.

Well, two, actually.

I'm so altruistic.

They may be fake, but maybe not. You know, my figure isn't much different from this women (maybe a cup size smaller) and I'm not fake or a moron. It's just how I'm built. If a smaller breasted woman wore the same outfit, it would be considered attractive. Just because God decided to bless some of our mammaries with more tissue (or really how our bodies distribute fat), should we resound ourselves to wearing sweatshirts or mu-mus? Can't we dress like anyone else and be feminine too and still have a little respect? Just because someone has larger than average breasts doesn't mean they're stupid.
:eyes:
This stereotyping pisses me off. :grr:

them ain't real. You can see her nipples through the shirt and she's not wearing a bra. Anyone with breasts that size where they point up like that without a bra for support...they ain't real.

That said...just because they're not real doesn't make her a bimbo.

Sometimes after kids (i.e. breastfeeding) your nipples can stand out even in a bra (I can't can't tell if she's wearing one or not). I guess it really doesn't matter if they are real or not, it's just the comments piss me off. I've dealt with this business since I was 13. Big boobs do not lower someone's IQ.

I may have to re-evaluate my stance on having kids. :)

And I understand all too well. The boob fairy came young for me. And the boys acted like idiots about it (and some still do to this day).

it is rather alarming I can tell you.

Ps on viewing this, I thought Oh, my God. Agree with SB that that does not mean low IQ, though, by any means.

I miss being quite so pumped up and full looking now.

(I feel so deflated. :( )

sounds like a pun. Reminds me of the pumping days. wow that was a while ago. I only have one child, was breast feeding different for each one? That would be interesting, I guess it stands to reason.

From another well endowed sister who can't wear tanktops because of comments like this thread.

If it's a hot Summer day, why can't us D+ cups of the world be comfortable too? Do we have to be hot and miserable just to appease everyone else or not face criticism or sexual harassment?

and is an intelligent woman.

Anyone who tries to treat her without due respect can expect to be frozen over by The Cold Stare.

However, you have to be honest about it, it does catch the eye. I don't see the problem as long as we all remember there's more to a person.

My wife looks at asses all the time :-)

There are days when I say f*** it. But, there are times when I just don't feel like getting that kind of attention. Plus, I'm breastfeeding right now, so they're really defying gravity at the moment.

"big boobs do not lower someone's IQ"

I can imagine if you're a gorgeous blonde it gets even harder to overcome the stereotypes :-)

Sometimes I suppose, but I don't think so. Besides, it's about being PC again. If a man posted on this thread saying he thought a woman who looked like this was attractive, he'd be torn to shreds as being shallow or superficial, when it's only her outside and his preference because not everyone with this type of figure is necessarily fake. Perhaps a woman like this may be very different inside from all the perceptions people have based on the externals.

to wear a bra that fits.

She could be a nuclear physicist for all I know. For the record, she is quite an attractive woman. I think she looks great. It's just my opinion that she's had breast augmentation. I'm willing to bet she was just as attractive or even more attractive before. What's REALLY attractive is when people are who they are.

Edit - if my opinion is wrong, then I will offer my apologies to Mrs. Lima. And to Jose, too, so he doesn't kick my ass. :7

Let's say for a moment she didn't. Probably she did, but what if? I'm just very sensitive to this stuff because I was accused even as young as 15 of having fake ones or simply being liked or noticed for no other reason. Sure, it's great when people think you're cute, but you're right when you say that people are attractive when they're themselves. I'm just saying for those of us who may naturally look more like this woman, it's a bit insulting for us to see disparaging remarks made about other people's body parts that look similarly.

I'm just a big softie! :pals:

You know how hard it is for me to get my mind out of the gutter! :spank:

:pals: Just ignore me, it's Friday and I'm feeling goofy.

little feet.

All the ladies get major nipplage :evilgrin:

Speech class really wasn't fun, those were the highlight for me :shrug:

She's going to need reduction surgery or a major boob lift when she hits 40.

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