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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:11 PM
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Poll question: I'm so dirty. What should I do?
Literally, but ladies don't perspire, we glow, right?
A half hour ago, I just finished 3 hours of yard work (mowed a 1/3 of an acre, weeded, fertilized, etc.). What should I do?
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:17 PM
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1. I clicked
"Come swim with me in the Ocean"...but seeing that

a: I'm nowhere near where you are
b: I'm nowhere near an ocean
c: I'm hopelessly married.


it will have to be just a fantasy. :evilgrin:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:42 PM
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33. That's okay
I'm hopelessly married too. :7
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:20 PM
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2. I am simply tormented
and quite oversexed.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:20 PM
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3. How did you get dirty?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:27 PM
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5. lawn work
see above
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:34 PM
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9. Most women I know don't get dirty doing yard work,
They have their men get dirty.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:36 PM
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11. It's a good workout
He procrastinates too much. Not worth the nagging. Plus, I'm not the average woman. (Hear me roar!)
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:28 PM
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20.  I am the one who gets dirty with the yardwork
I love to have dirt under my fingernails from putting in annuals, perennials and bulbs, too. I mow the lawn as well, since I have a more flexible work schedule. My so does the hedges, he is really tall and I am really short. You go SB, yardwork dirt is cool! And then you get a really cold beer and survey your handiwork.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:48 PM
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22. I'd garden too. But the groundskeeper at my apartment complex
would object.
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indigobusiness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:27 PM
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4. Why didn't you mow the other 2/3?
of the acre....

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:28 PM
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6. Because then I'd be mowing the neighbor's yards.
Our property is 1/3 of an acre.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:30 PM
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7. Take a shower
or a warm bubble bath and surround the tub with candles and play some classical music.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:33 PM
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8. I'm showering now.
I'm pissed now after the comments of Jose Lima's wife. Bad timing for an innuendo poll. :grr:
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UCLA02 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 07:27 PM
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23. Now THAT would have been a good thread title...
You'd probably have gotten just as many clicks, though...
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:35 PM
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10. Take a picture!
We all wanna see!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:38 PM
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12. PERV!
:spank:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:40 PM
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13. Well, I wanted to see too. Uh, did you just spank him?
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:46 PM
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15. Yeah, but...
he likes it. :)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:47 PM
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16. My husband said the same thing.
But he didn't. I wouldn't put any pictures of me in my tank top anyway. My brains would then be relegated to nonexistent apparently.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:49 PM
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17. Don't take it too personally...
I have the same kind of initial reaction to a really buff guy in a tight tank top. :)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:02 PM
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18. Tank top diminishes brainpower?
I don't get it....
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:15 PM
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19. Read this thread
Edited on Fri May-14-04 05:24 PM by SarahBelle
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1139166#1139676

p.s. I finally showered! :7
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:14 PM
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24. Ahhh I get it
Well I never really correlated breast size to brain matter...I think party affliation is a much better indicator IMHO.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:17 PM
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25. I guess technically
No one said anything about her brain. It's just the goofy comments makes some of us feel like freaks or sex objects or something. I don't even know how to describe it other than very self-conscious. I'm not quite at her level though- close, but not quite.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:18 PM
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26. Well I think the brain matter depletion works the other way
When most guys see a nice curve it turns our minds to mush.

Ever see the South Park ep on that subject?
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:20 PM
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27. I don't think so
I haven't watched South Park in a couple years.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:22 PM
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28. It;s funny
One of the girls in class develops a little earlier than the other kids, and the kids start talking about how cool she is, and are always trying to hang around her.

By the end, the kids are reduced to acting like gorillas and other primal activity.

Its one of the better eps.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:26 PM
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29. Sounds funny
Been there, done that. It never works when they do that either. At least it never worked for me. I always liked the more quiet, smart types that were just nice to me for being me (beyond the other stuff). Then, if I indicated I liked them or something, well then, they had permission to rave all they wanted to privately.
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:45 PM
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14. Git yerself washed up, harlot. (n/t)
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 05:35 PM
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21. ummm...
call me? :silly:
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:40 PM
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32. LOL
Don't tempt a temptress. :evilgrin:
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 09:02 PM
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34. who better..
to tempt? :evilgrin:
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:35 PM
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30. I remember being a grill boy at McDonald's.
That was pretty nasty. Basically you had to take a shower afterward - you wouldn't want to do something like go out right from work. There'd be a thin layer of grease on you.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 08:39 PM
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31. I used to wait tables at a Big Boy in high school
Ewwwww! That was the same way. I remember skating on those floors they were so greasy. :scared:
At least he was cute though.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:20 PM
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35. So I was listening to Pink Floyd today....
"Young Lust" in particular. And it hit me: I posted the wrong words for option #3. Should have read:

Ooooooooh I need a dirty woman.
Ooooooooh I need a dirty girl.

Darn it. :dunce: I was always more a a Dark Side of the Moon girl then so much a The Wall one. I felt a moral obligation somehow to admit my mistake though. I'm weird that way.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:22 PM
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37. You dirty again, Sarah? (nt)
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:27 PM
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39. In the immortal words of Crowded House (circa 1986):
"There's closets in my head
where dirty things are kept
that never see the light of day."
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:28 PM
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40. I was only 8 back then
sorry I don't know that song. But it seems like it fits ya!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:32 PM
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41. I was only 14
But yeah, it probably does.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:22 PM
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36. Well, option #3 speaks for itself...
And I didn't even vote. :evilgrin:
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 08:39 PM
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42. Need An Herbal Bubble Bath?
"Eau de Catnip"
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-15-04 09:02 PM
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43. that sounds like the first lines of a poison song
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