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denverbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:17 PM Original message |
Why did the donkey pluck out the elephant's eyes? |
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Catch22Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. I think he cut off the elephant's balls |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. it's a little ambiguous IMHO |
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denverbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:19 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. I think those are on the other end from the trunk. |
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Catch22Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:23 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Yeah, but... |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
2. cuz we collected 750 donors to pressure him into doing it |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
4. to get to the other side? |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:33 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. You beat me to it! |
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boobooday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
6. A log! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
9. George called the elephant an armadillo!!!! |
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denverbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:39 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Isn't armadillo just what you call a blinded elephant? |
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TheWizardOfMudd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
11. To scrape the barnacles off its hull |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-04 06:00 PM Response to Original message |
12. Because he could |
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