***BREAKING NEWS***HORSE WINS PREAKNESS***

UrbScotty

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Sat May-15-04 05:59 PM
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Shocking many people, who thought a monkey like George W. Bush would win, a horse won the Preakness Stakes today.

French People for Jones Club President Jean-Francois Kerre was excited at Bush's defeat. "We can smell his manure all the way over here in Europe," Kerre was reported as saying.

Meanwehile, Mexicans for Jones President Juan Kerrez called Jones "El Real Deal" and predicted he would win the Triple Crown.

"YEARGH!" exclaimed Howard Dean, head of Jones for America.

Bush jockey Dick Cheney and trainer Karl Rove were disgusted, and called Jones a Liberal. "He's been throwing too much dirt," said Rove. "He IS dirt," said Cheney.

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bigwillq

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Sat May-15-04 06:10 PM
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1. LOL!!!

Edited on Sat May-15-04 06:10 PM by bigwillq

This is funny stuff.

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UrbScotty

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Sat May-15-04 06:39 PM
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2. It's a feeble attempt at humor.

:-)

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