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I was just telling my mom the other day how so many people think it's easy.
"Youth and good looks," my expanding ass. That's the dime a dozen commodity. That's what you get in a better class of prostitute.
And I have no idea what you mean by "celebrity." That idiot Paris Hilton? The Bachelor and his money-grubbing whores? Those are the Warhol people. 15 minutes and out.
You don't anchor a 100-million dollar movie on a nobody. It better be someone who can fill seats. Lots and lots and lots of seats. You think just anyone can do that?
You have no idea, NONE, of what it takes to be an actor. No idea how much training is necessary beyond the TALENT. Anyone can have youth and good looks, kiddo. TALENT, that's something else.
So you've eliminated the talentless, and you're there casting from a pool of talented good-looking young things. There are hundreds of them. So now you're looking for that other thing: star quality. The thing you think is so cheap and easy you don't even count it. Finding star quality is discovering gold. Everybody who stakes a claim gets rich, that's how valuable it is.
Yeah, but anyone can do it, right?
Those actors who appear once and you don't see them again? That's because they work maybe once a year and don't quit their day jobs. Look closely at your waiter. There he is. Is it 95 percent of Equity who don't earn more than $5,000 a year at their craft? And it is a craft. Lessons in voice, lessons in scene study, accents, sword-fighting, yoga, horseback riding, Shakespeare, ballet, tap, ballroom dancing, karate, tai chi, kickboxing. Actors are always in school for something. Always. Their bodies are their tools and they have to keep them sharp and toned.
The camera adds ten pounds so they have to be underweight to appear normal.
Then they get the job and it's the endless hurry up and wait and do it again we didn't have the light.
Law and Order is shot in NYC. It hires soap actors, acting company actors, veterans who appear at night in plays in tiny playhouses all over town. They work, they audition, they rehearse, they perform, and they cook supper, shop, and clean.
A friend once told me, and I believe it, that an actor is one of the few willing to work 18 hours a day to avoid working 8. And if it isn't driven by passion, it can't be done.
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