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wtmusic

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Wed Aug-20-03 11:34 AM
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Best kind of tinfoil for hat

Been using Reynolds Heavy-Duty but alien transmissions still getting through, telling me I'm smarter than I actually am. Suggestions?

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BurtWorm

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Wed Aug-20-03 11:37 AM
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1. Only NASA approved will do

unless they've transistorized it...

:freak:

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demnan

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Wed Aug-20-03 11:38 AM
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2. Buy those foil pans they sell in the grocery store

for ovenware. Shape as needed.

No alien transmissions, and you don't have to wash out the casarole if you decide to make lasagna! :tinfoilhat:

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wtmusic

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Wed Aug-20-03 11:39 AM
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3. The pans! of course...

if I was as smart as I thought I was, I'd have thought of that!

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cspiguy

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Wed Aug-20-03 11:59 AM
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4. Foil wrappers from Arby's Roast Beef -n- Cheddar

Edited on Wed Aug-20-03 11:59 AM by cspiguy

far and away the most efficacious in my experiences...

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wtmusic

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Wed Aug-20-03 02:27 PM
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12. Which side out

foil or cheddar?

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MercutioATC

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Wed Aug-20-03 05:02 PM
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14. Cheddar-side IN.

...that way it won't fall off...

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ex_jew

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Wed Aug-20-03 12:02 PM
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5. Actually, there are real anti-EMF hats on the market that look

very nice ! I wear mine sometimes, although I've never noticed the improved mental clarity some people report. If you're interested, Google for LessEMF.

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wtmusic

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Wed Aug-20-03 02:25 PM
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11. I worked with a guy once who wore a pyramid on his head

for real. To each his own, but it was a bit distracting...

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Robb

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Wed Aug-20-03 12:34 PM
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6. DuPont

They have a new nonstick coated foil that won't muss up yer hair.

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Wed Aug-20-03 01:14 PM
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9. I don't trust the foil companies

They have those commercials where the two ladies are trying to brainwash everybody that foil is really for baking chicken and fish.

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wtmusic

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Wed Aug-20-03 02:22 PM
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10. LOL n/t

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Generic Other

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Wed Aug-20-03 12:38 PM
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7. Don't forget to visit the haberdashery for the latest styles

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

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bobthedrummer

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Wed Aug-20-03 12:39 PM
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8. Tinfoil won't work while the mind controllers have psychiatric definitions

http://www.adacomp.net/~mcherney/NewCrit-JPSS-CS2.htm

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sexybomber

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Wed Aug-20-03 02:32 PM
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13. Price Chopper Heavy-Duty

that stuff is impenetrable.

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BrotherBuzz

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Wed Aug-20-03 06:40 PM
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15. Caution! Don't be duped...

Aluminum foil is no substitute! People refer to aluminum foil as tin foil, but they are not the same. Real tin foil is now hard to find, so you will have to search for it. Aluminum would act as an antenna, and actually allow the spy/alien signals to travel further! It must be tin. Tin is an element, and no other has the right atomic weight. Its properties are unique. One possible substitute, if you can get it, would be lead foil, but it would need to be at least eight layers thick. Another problem with lead is that it is a carcinogen, and may be radioactive.

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wtmusic

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Wed Aug-20-03 08:10 PM
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16. effinay....

this guy knows his stuff.

8 layers of lead sounds a bit cumbersome though. I bet if I hit the junkyard and found a few ancient real tin cans, soldered them together, and walked around with them on my head, then FINALLY people would leave me alone!

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