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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:41 PM
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Ben Fscking Sheets! 18 K's! Brewers Win 4-1!
Edited on Sun May-16-04 05:43 PM by JonathanChance
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:46 PM
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1. Barry Bonds
Intentional walks
I would simply swing at them
Force a 3-2 count
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:49 PM
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2. What was it Robin Williams said about Barry Bonds?
"When they're not throwing away from him, they;re throwing at him! He's the Yasser Arafat of baseball!"
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 05:54 PM
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3. Just like in Mr. Baseball!
The big leaguer get sent to Japan, and the pitchers refuse to throw to him, so he starts swinging at them!
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 06:48 PM
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4. A haiku....
Brewers wallop Braves.
Ben Sheets throws Eighteen strikeouts.
A beautiful game.
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 06:55 PM
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5. Will you take Jose Contreras for Ben Sheets...
.....and the usual "Player To Be Named Later"? :shrug:
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 09:58 PM
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6. How many great players have we given away?
Edited on Sun May-16-04 10:00 PM by JonathanChance
Greg Vaughn
Gary Sheffield
Bob Wickman
Richie Sexon
Chris Bosio (IIRC, about a week after the Brew Crew traded him, he threw a no-hitter.)

The list goes on...
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-16-04 10:04 PM
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7. That guy kills the Cubs.
I like his talent, but I hate seeing him standing in the box against my Cubbies!
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