Drunken Stripper Sparks Airport Probe

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LONDON (Reuters) - A drunken woman looking for a place to sleep slipped past security and onto an aircraft at Aberdeen airport in Scotland where she dozed unnoticed for several hours, sparking a review of security.

BAA said on Monday it had launched a full investigation after the woman -- reported by a newspaper to be a scantily clad stripper -- scaled a fence and boarded a private jet.

"The young woman was found aboard an aircraft last Thursday and an investigation is under way," a BAA spokesman said.

The Sun said 22-year-old Soraya Wilson was discovered eight hours after she passed out in the plane's cockpit. She was cautioned but not charged.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20040517/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_britain_airport

Aberdeen gets into the news. Yeah baby yeah!! :bounce:

And, for those of you wondering, yes it is very possible to get oto a private plane at Aberdeen airport. My ex worked for BAA Aberdeen Airport and did a site survey. She found nearly 15 gaps in the fences.

And Aberdeen is FULL of scantily clad women...most just wearing underwear and a small top. It's a great place to be a student.

was the place to go for scantily clad women (especially in the middle of winter).

Most small airports are full of security holes. If I were a hijacker I'd hijack a twin otter from the beach at Barra. Though you probably won't do much damage with one - I imagine a good quality tent will come off better in a crash.

But it's full of Geordies.
Then there's Liverpool (allegedly full of attractive women, but a recent expedition didn't have much luck finding any), Manchester and Leeds, all of which have attractive, scantily clad women in them...

In fact, the further north you go, the less the women wear and the more attractive they tend to be.

In which case, I'm forgoing revision and heading up the road... Inverness has a University and I'm sure that there's some form of civilisation further on up the coast... at least, there might be a few sheep, and sheep means shepherds and shepherds mean shepherds' duaghters!!

x(

ahem.