Europeans are going to hell!!

I have been in this depraived area for over four weeks now and I have to tell you that as an american I am shocked.. These people are so sexually depraived that almost anything goes, and they are also a bunch of environmental loonies..

First let me start with the boobies, etc.. There are boobies everywhere, including in their most respected newspapers.. In Berlin there are statues on a bridge that show the male anatomy..It is truly horrible, since the guy shown is hung better than I am.. Anyways from Paris to Amsterdam, to Berlin, Frankfurt, Munich, and now Vienna, there are an assortment of statues, magazines, and other depictions that would give Ashcroft a heart attack..In addition in Berlin, I went with an Aussie to a club where the women bartenders were totally nude..I had to take a cold shower after this, it was just so vile..As for the tele, anything goes here at night, it is like watching cinemax, only it shows everything but the penetration..I am really concerned for "the children", how do these parents explain all this to them. They also allow cussing on their airwaves, which is truly bothersome to me.. I mean it is horrible to go into a restaurant and hear fuck and shit in the music.. There is a song that is very popular here that a line goes, "Fuck you you bitch, I dont want you back." Horrible..


On to the other things that will disgust you.. The kids in Germany are allowed to drink.. It is crazy!! I had a group of them that stayed in the hotel room next to me in Munich, and they were all getting plastered. A few of them spoke english so I was able to ascertain that they were 16, and were on a class trip.. I got home from the Hoffbrauhaus at 1 a.m. and these kids had the audacity to drunkenly knock on my door and make sure they were not making too much noise.. It was horrible, and they also asked about America, and whether I had a gun, and if all blacks had cadillacs..Pretty funny conversation actually..


As to the environment, they have these damn toilets that will not fill all the way when you flush.. I cant believe that these people do not understand that it is our right to use as much water as possible, without regard to the environment,.. They also have recycling trash cans everywhere, stupid commies..

Well, there is so much more, including the fact that you have to be very concerned with pickpocketeers.. Someone local informed me of this in Amsterdam and I about died of laughter, since when I go out late in Dallas I have to be concerned with armed robbery.. Oh BTw all these cities have great public transportation, and it is really disgusting.. I mean I have gone without my vehicle for 4 weeks now, and I dont think that would ever be possible in any city in the U.S. It is really sad that these people do not understand that it is their inalienable right to drive..

Oh well two more weeks here and than back to the "Land of the Free", of course if I could speak German fluently I really dont know if I would ever leave here..


P.S. Brittney Spears is following me, and she is charging $70.00 for a ticket..It is really scary that a no talent is getting such a good pay dayy.. Have no fear though we are spreading Mcdonalds, Starbucks, and Burger Kings all over this continent, and one way or the other, these people are going to learn to be fat lazy americans, whether they like it or not!!

Us Brits are scared of being part of that!!

Really weird.

Well, technically 16-year olds are allowed only one drink, but nobody cares.

Glad you liked Berlin :evilgrin: :hi:

But my fav city has been Vienna so far.. I still have Zurich, Rome, and Milan left, so well see which ends up being my favorite.

when you're in Italy. Aparently its something else!

Have a nice trip.

Thanx! I needed that! :toast:

more half of inhabitants aren't car owners because they don't need it and a car is a problem. They travel by train or they rent a car, in the city they take the transportations.

C'est dommage...

:P

B-)

Before, just youngs, students, olds... All people without money or without license weren't car owners, now that's very smart in Paris.

He'll take care of the offending boobies.
BTW, if you Europeans do borrow him, don't give him back.

Nein, Danke. Y'all can keep him. He's caught a few prostitutes for you, eh?

na duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

I go with Karenina (:hi:) : I prefer at least one ocean between him and me.

And the only people offended by anything are tourists(albeit few seem to be offended) and our own fundamentalist conservative wackos.
Maybe you Americans could use a few additional Christian Fundies? Feel free to borrow as many of them as you like.


Oh: and please keep them ;-).

is sporting impressive tumescence?

You depraved Europeaners!

:D

My decadence just follows me around, making itself heard by everyone and occasionally leaving up the toilet lid.

As for being depraved: being European might be a start, but it takes more than that to go against big shots like Matcom. No chance.

Now that's a great party town