My infuriating encounter with an elderly fascist

A little while ago, as I was getting back to the drugstore from a delivery run, I saw an old man standing next to my car. From my vantage point, he appeared to be pounding on its right front fender with the rubber tip of his cane.

I stopped the delivery vehicle and ran over to him. "Excuse me! What the hell are you doing to my car?"

"Oh, this is your car?"

"Yeah, it's my car. Why are you beating on it?"

He shook a bony, wrinkled index finger at me. "You have a lot of goddamned nerve, displaying those anti-American bumper stickers!"

My chin about his the asphalt. "Come again?"

"You heard me."

I regained my composure. "Not that it's any of your goddamned business, but those stickers are NOT anti-American; they're anti-Bush."

"What the hell's the difference?"

"There's plenty of goddamned difference! Bush represents all Americans like Bin Laden represents all Muslims."

His forehead wrinkles rose several millimeters. "You're comparing Bush to Bin Laden?"

"In more ways than you'll ever know." Before he could say anything else, I snarled, "Now you get the hell away from this car, and you keep the hell away from it, or I'll call the cops and have your ass thrown in jail! Got that, grampa?"

As I stormed off, I heard him snarl, "Goddamned terrorist-lover."

I looked back over my right shoulder. "Goddamned Nazi-lover."

I swear to Christ, folks, we absolutely MUST get that fucking Bush out of our White House in 2004. Otherwise, I'll eventually send some freeper son of a bitch to the hospital, and myself to jail! :grr::nuke:

I have no sympathy for these people at all.

There still will be assholes like that around.

Just look at how much money exchanged hands during the Clinton years.
That "Clinton Chronicles" video is STILL selling.

Sounds also like the old coot was half-senile as well.

Sung to the tune of "Secret Agent Man":

Double-standard Man, Double-standard man......

"After all that is what our country is all about, so just be thankful we can both have our own opinions, have a nice day".

Do you realize how mad that would have made the old geezer? Now that would have been fun to watch!

n/t

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What is it with some people?

You did good :hug:

in the White House legitimizes stupidity. This guy is convinced behavior like his is the norm and anything else is just unacceptable.

... who had a Darwin fish on the back of his car. Some woman tried to break it off his trunk and managed to scrape the paint. He asked her to pay for the damage and she refused. He took her to court and won. heheheh

They seem to think they can treat those who disagree with them any way they see fit, and there'll be no repercussions. Incredible.

... that she was doing "God's will" and therefore was above all humanly laws. Served her right.

You did the right thing -- bet it felt kind of good, too, despite your anger? It felt good to read it. I love a good comeuppance. :-)

On the one hand, I'm happy to have the courage of my convictions to stand up to an asshole lie that. But on the other hand, why did he have to be so damned old and frail-looking???

n/t

You know as well as I do that you should have been the bigger man and just broken the old f***er's good hip. :P

And boy, do I appreciate it! :yourock:

You sure spoke your mind......:D

Just curious.

:yourock:

that yelled at gramps? He almost had a heart attack over that! And your darn car almost broke his cane!