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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 01:47 PM
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Get to know the real Randomkoolzip: what do you want to know about me?
I am operating on his behalf, trust me!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 01:53 PM
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1. What's the square root of "Go fuck yourself?"
Hey, if anyone wants to know who REALLY "speaks the truth" 'round here, just lemme know, 'kay guys?



Yer goin' down, Strength.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 01:54 PM
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2. Your stremph is puny compared to my Cristian-based sturemph!!!
http://www.joshstrength.com
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 01:59 PM
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4. I must concede:
Your facial hair thrills me and direct flourescent light is quite flattering to your chest sweat.

I don't wanna hafta call my lawyers about this. Lord knows, they're too busy putting the kibosh on those nasty rumors about my diamond mines in the Congo. Sometimes I wonder: do I pay those knuckleheads enough?

Anyways: stop defecating my character and give me back my Streisand albums!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:01 PM
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8. If I could keep your character from oozing out and staining my sheets I
certainly would.

Oh yeah - you ain't seeing your Yentl soundtrack ever again Zappa-sniffer!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:04 PM
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13. Enough is Enough! (No more tears.)
Color me Barbara!!!

Does it make you feel good to hurt me?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:07 PM
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16. Yes. Yes it does.
Here's Zmed in your eye
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:13 PM
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24. Out, vile jelly!!!!
You accursed mountebank.......I'd upload a picture of Steve Gutenberg, but the pain is too big.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:15 PM
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25. You know you love it!
You cried right through your pillow when they canceled TJ Hooker, I know it!
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:04 PM
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11. Man, I thought that was a joke until I clicked on the link
Yes, Christian-based stremph is oh so much more strongerer than regular old heathen-based stremph!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:09 PM
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19. Yer damn skippy, Thomas!
I love your pamphlet, by the way: "Common Strempth."
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:51 PM
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40. Hey, now that I've seen Josh's Site, I'm rethinking "The Age of Reason"
Edited on Mon May-17-04 02:51 PM by tom_paine
(only 206 years after the fact, mind you)

What chance does Reason have against Cristiun Strempth?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:49 AM
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44. Reason stands no chance. STREMPH SMASH REASON!!!!
SMASH SMASH SMASH!!!!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:09 PM
Response to Reply #11
20. Don't laugh till you've perused the forum
yes, that's right, the forum!
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:59 PM
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42. Actually, I am a weightlifting afficionado myself
Edited on Mon May-17-04 03:24 PM by tom_paine
Ever since I was in the service.

Yes, I started to read it but couldn't.

I guess I didn't possess the requisite Crustacean Strempth.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 01:57 PM
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3. The square root of "Go fuck yourself" is
"Look at your self lasciviously"
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 01:59 PM
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5. I'll answer the questions thank you. Randomkoolzip said to answer for him
even if he showed up and said stop. He is like a wherewolf and can't be responsible for himself.

RKZ - "if anyone tells you to stop - EVEN IF ITS ME - don't stop. You are to answer for me!"

CStT - "ok I'll try"

RKZ - "DAMNIT MAN - YOU WILL SUCCEED! IT IS VITAL!!!!"
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:01 PM
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7. No, it's "Tractor pull cocoa crisp/Gullhundra."
Obviously you never passed Hellgebra.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:05 PM
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14. As played with thumb only
of course
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:00 PM
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6. how long have you 2 been in love
:loveya:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:02 PM
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9. "Love" is far too weak a word for what we have together.
I prefer "savage pity."


Oh, our laundry: so dirty, and yet so public!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:04 PM
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12. And so sordid. That cardigan won't come clean. I've tried Woolite, Shout,
Lye - nothing works
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:08 PM
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17. You were dancing on the sofa wearing nothing!
Can you blame me for spilling my grape juice, metaphorically speaking?
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:10 PM
Response to Reply #17
21. You were running in flashing circles around my eyes
Edited on Mon May-17-04 02:11 PM by ChavezSpeakstheTruth
I was done for - smitten!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:17 PM
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27. And you were sitting on that fat tank of gas.....
Look, Blaine, if you've got a hard on for trash, don't take care of it around here.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:21 PM
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29. Arbor Day!
Twelve razors in the pack!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:23 PM
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32. I'll leave you on the couch exhausted and screaming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've got some shit drippin' right down on my knee.....
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:28 PM
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35. Whew! Thats it - you win. I shoul have known better than to tangle wit U
I leave you with this thought:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:03 PM
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10. Since he first dallied at the riverside that June afternoon. His strong
frame tawny and auburn neath the Georgia sun. He walked with an air of....HEY - NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:06 PM
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15. And your burnished coat: so shiny.
Obviously you had been eating your eggs.


Shame on all of you! I'm off to read my Angela Lansbury biography now.....
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:09 PM
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18. You would - you frilly laced kerchief you!
You're worse than South of the Border Paul - Nancy!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:11 PM
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22. My purple headed chess piece has donned his German helmet
and is now MARCHING.

The more you ignore me, the closer I get: Morrissey said that!


Fish sandwich.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:12 PM
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23. You rule my wasteland Humongous!
Even tough yours truly is a puny plan!

Shawna Lecsa!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:15 PM
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26. By the way, if anyone's reading this besides us:
We're helping the Portuguese take over the US government. The preceding messages have been in code. Shhhh!


And by the way, Miguel, man, from the mission: I know more about cars than you honkies do.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:20 PM
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28. I'll take "Limousines of Pope Paul VII" please
Here's the interior of a 1978 NewYorker Brougham
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:22 PM
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30. Nod shmov ka pop!
Soul cong run sam yen!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:23 PM
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31. Poopane!
Retirement camps
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:24 PM
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33. New tourist destinations like Amazonia and Namland!
Divisibilty!
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:28 PM
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34. When is he going back to school to finish his degree???
It's almost time to register for Fall Semester, and IS time to be filling out the FAMSA financial aide forms (online)!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:29 PM
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36. I've got an appointment with an advisor at 3:30 today.
It's my day off. Thanks for checking up on me!
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:48 PM
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38. Sweeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt!
That is great!!!

Let us know what classes you will be taking! So proud of you! :)

Steph
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:30 PM
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37. RKZ has learned everything a human can know - isn't that obvious
next question
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Misinformed01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:49 PM
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39. Of course that's obvious, you smart ass.
:)

But, someone's gotta learn them damn perfessors!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 02:58 PM
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41. Did Koolzip really play "Timmy" on Kids Incorporated?
I coulda sworn that was him!
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-18-04 06:44 AM
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43. Thats a common question. However he didn't. He did, however
play the stunt double for Jamie on Small Wonder
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