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searchingforlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:06 PM
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ANN COULTER - vast left-wing conspiiracy!!!
So, I have this theory! She is really a liberal in disguise. She decided to write the most outrageous, right-wing, garbage book to see how many conservatives she could rope in, get money from and expose for the rabid reactionaires they are.

I only say this because she makes NO sense otherwise and Bill Maher actually said he likes her on his show the other night. He must have a reason.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:07 PM
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1. Bill Maher wants to get in her pants
He's got a reputation of dating sleezy women. Annie is no exception!
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Born_a_Democrat Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:11 PM
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5. I second that
I mean...doesn't every guy want to screw the prissy snobby (airheaded) cheerleader just to demean her by going around later saying...I f*ck'd her
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:12 PM
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6. I wouldn't f*ck her with (insert revolting person)'s d*ck!
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 03:30 PM
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18. EWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SKANKSVILLE
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:08 PM
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2. Hmmm...doubt it. If she was a lefty, somehow, in some way, we would
be able to detect her inner beauty. So far no one has. She's a troll, until she proves otherwise. And since she revels in being a troll, that's the end of that.
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WhoCountsTheVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:09 PM
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3. Actually, I think you're right
No one, not even the most brain dead freeper, can take her tripe seriously. In fact, the old time cons have already started to complain that she's making them look like fools (as if they needed help).

We should all write books and articles imitating Bob Boudelang - discredit the right-wingers and rake in the corporate cash for ourselves!
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Born_a_Democrat Donating Member (329 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:12 PM
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7. Coulter makes a pretty convincing MRS. Bouderlang wouldn't you say?
All she's missing now is the misspellings but take away her spell-check and voila...
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WhoCountsTheVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:30 PM
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14. oh god
imagine the children (shudder!)
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Brazosboomer Donating Member (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:32 PM
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15. Dammit! You're right, Born-A-Dem!
She's a parody of herself.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:09 PM
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4. Please...her image doesn't even reflect in a mirror...
She is pure evil. I'm sure Bill wants to have sex with her, just because she is female, and she makes his blood boil.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:17 PM
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8. It would be easy to Pork her like you hated her though!
Bill would pork her quick as he could draw his ass back IMHO!
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searchingforlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:20 PM
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10. Probably, but that would only convince her that liberals are
Edited on Wed Aug-20-03 01:21 PM by brigadoon
terrible lovers. On second thought, who cares!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:25 PM
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13. Pubs use false drugs to impress vamps like her!
dAnn's and Bill's pups would look like stick people!
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glarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:20 PM
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9. Bill Maher likes ANYONE(even Ann Coulter) as long as they're outspoken
Edited on Wed Aug-20-03 01:22 PM by glarius
From listening to him I've concluded he doesn't really have any moral stance on anything! He just goes ga ga over anyone who is outrageous...I suppose he is well-meaning, but he really makes some dumb statements....:)
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:22 PM
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11. I think she does it for the attention
She strikes me as a person who constantly craves attention. Writing books like hers which are so venomous makes her stand out.

I think she also just wants to hook some rich Republican man.

She really doesn't strike me as true believer, she goes on Maher's show and laughs at all the Democrats that put her down.

Actually, Maher doesn't strike me as a true believer either.

It's only a matter of time.
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searchingforlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:24 PM
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12. I really agree with you but you have to admit she brings
out the stupid in many people.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:48 PM
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16. I've also heard the theory that Limbaugh is "only an entertainer."
Then how come stupid people like my late father and brother worship(ped) him? I bet my brother has a boner every time he sees Ann Coulter. He probably puts Ayn Rand's "values" on Ann Coulter's face and jacks off in his pants on a regular basis.
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searchingforlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 01:59 PM
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17. Are you sure you're not adopted?
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ohmyman1 Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 04:21 PM
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19. mann coulter
i swear that's a man in drag. look at her adam's apple
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 04:59 PM
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20. I could care less what her gender is
what bothers me about Coulter is that she's a vicious harpy, who's trying to incite the lunatic fringe to commit violence against liberals. She's evil.

Then again, as one letter-writer at Salon.com put it, paying too much attention to Coulter's spittle-drenched diatribes is akin to fact-checking the BatBoy and Elvis-sighting articles in the Weekly World News.

As for Bill Maher - he's not a liberal. He's a self-proclaimed libertarian. He likes independents. That's okay, the world needs people who think roads and schools build themselves for free, too, I guess...but his thing with Coulter is just that she's (at least outwardly) female, and I don't think ol' Bill is all that picky about the details. The guy has a deep-seated weakness for any female who'll either sleep with him or make him think that's a possibility. I mean, come on, he hangs out with the surgically-enhanced 18-year-old girls and hideous old men at the Playboy mansion - and brags about it! :eyes:
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samsingh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-20-03 05:26 PM
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21. funny, but i was thinking this the other day
she is so outthere that she makes the repugs look like the idiot's they are. Her looniness must be an act - nobody is that stupid.
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