Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. -- Talk about a slippery suspect.

A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

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peepin' and a-hidin'
hee hee

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I stayed at that place about six months ago. Yuck!

cool, huh?

When did he get back on leave from Abu Garib?

Anyone seen Ashcroft lately?

a christman party from the 80's. We took the plastic off the mattresses, poured baby oil and did naked slip 'n slides on it.

He loves that stuff from what I hear.

There was this guy there who wasn't wrapped too tight. He really, really like to smoke crack, which didn't help his judgement a bit.

Well, we also have a college in this town, it used to be a women's college(Actually, a place where the nouveau riche sent their sub-clinically retarded daughters to matriculate until they needed glasses, but that is another story...).

Well, this guy got himeslf a crush on one of the girls. AFTER school was out for the summer, the cops got sent to the college: an alarm was going off in one of the dorms. When they got there, they found the doors and walls smeared in Vaseline and a strange, wiry, curly fibrous substance was stuck to the stuff. All over the place.

While they were in the dorm, they were notified of a traffic stop and were told to Code 3 to assist, as the person stopped was a bit...errm..."non-standard".

Turns out it was this guy, He was nude, bleeding from his chest and pubic area and utterly out of it. His car was awash(as the cop who told me described it) in empty and full crack vials. He also was in possession of a HUGE can of Vaseline, mostly empty. Busted.

He had gotten tweaked, gone up to the college to see his beloved. He got naked in his car, broke into the dorm, did not find her, went back to the car for the Vaseline and a few more pipes, went back, smeared Vaseline everywhere and tore out his chest and pubic hair and stuck it to the Vaseline. Went back to his car, smoked a few more and drove away. Nude and bleeding.

True story.

Drugs sure do make you smart.