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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:41 PM
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I Am Of The Suspicion That Homosexuals And Subversives Frequent This Board
Edited on Mon May-17-04 03:41 PM by Screaming Lord Byron
What is our world coming too?
Will someone please think of the children?
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:42 PM
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1. Yup, you'll never find...
a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. :)
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:43 PM
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2. But...but...Is there no shame among these poor wretches? No Shame?
For Shame?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:43 PM
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3. A punctuation challenge! My guess: What? Is our world coming, too?
Edited on Mon May-17-04 03:43 PM by Richardo
:D

Kind of like that scene in Amalie, when she wondered how many people were having orgasms (Six!)
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:43 PM
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4. Don't you know...
...that we homosexuals and subversives are ALWAYS thinking of children?
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:46 PM
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10. Oh, that's alright then.
Hang on. Shame! Shame! Who Will Think Of The Children In A Non-Threatening Yet Patriarchial Fashion?
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:47 PM
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14. we are your children... we are straight, we are gay, we are bisexual...
Edited on Mon May-17-04 03:50 PM by jdolsen
...we are transgender. We refuse to be mired in your tired, old, hypocritical moral morass.

If you don't feel good in your own skin, that's your problem!

A fanatic is a fanatic is a fanatic.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:48 PM
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16. What?
*
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:51 PM
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18. whenever the sexual police want to stir up the fundies...
...it's always think of the children. What are they doing to the children? We must protect the children.

Bulletin: We are your children.
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adriennel Donating Member (776 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:44 PM
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5. boo!
did we scare you?
everyone knows homosexuals and subversives don't have children.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:46 PM
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9. Yes they do
for dinner. With French wine, ça va sans dire.
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tekriter Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:47 PM
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13. I thought them homos bred like three-balled rabbits...
don't know about the subversives.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:44 PM
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6. I think you should call them out!
because

A. the children are our future and

2. homosexuals threaten the deeply religious sanctity of modern heterosexual marriage.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:45 PM
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7. Yes. So I Am Asking If You Are A Homosexual, Please Step Forward
I Will Try To Forgive Your Heinous Crime.
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:52 PM
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34. Er, I may have...uh...a coupla times when I
was a kid with my cousin. But it didn't count cause neither of us ever told anybody!
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:46 PM
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8. *gasp!* say it isn't so!
what will become of the sanctity of my posting smart-ass remarks on DU???

:shrug:
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:47 PM
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11. When was the last time they changed the towels in the bathroom?


That might have something to do with it. There's nothing that encourages Bolsheviks quite like dirty bathroom towels...
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:49 PM
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17. Yes. The Path Of True Righteousness And Wholesomeness
Starts With Clean Laundry.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:59 PM
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23. haha
I loved that poster almost as much as this fake mag cover:
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:47 PM
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12. not only that but
girls from Louisiana with hiphuggers and thongs. Will it ever end? God lets hope not

The day I'll know DU is in trouble is the day I see the nick BritanySpears023. Thats a political debate I'll have to pass on.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:52 PM
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19. Harlots! Vagabonds! Scarlet Hussies! Is Nothing Safe?
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:54 PM
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20. hussies? hussies?
there are hussies here? Well that tears it, tell all the hussies I want to see them in my office at once.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:48 PM
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15. AM NOT!
And QUIT saying that.
;-)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:57 PM
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21. The next thing you know,
Edited on Mon May-17-04 03:58 PM by ForrestGump
the women of DU will be posting topless pics! The horror...the horror!



Forrest's subliminal suggestion # 3576: hint, hint.

By the way, if this tag ever becomes visible, know now that you didn't see it. Sleep. Obey. Conform. Take topless photos...
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MichaelHarris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:27 PM
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26. topless?
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 03:58 PM
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22. Who me?
I probably qualify as both.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:17 PM
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24. Homsexuals and Subversives are okay...
...it's the Canadians and Scotsmen I can't fucking stand! :P
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:38 PM
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32. What about homosexual Canadians or subversive Scotsmen?
Eh, eh? Got you there.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:42 PM
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33. Fie!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:57 PM
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35. I'll see your Fie and raise you a Sheesh
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:57 PM
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36. Zounds!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:59 PM
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37. Fold!
Damn, you're good.
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:16 PM
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38. Egad!
You whoreson cur!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:21 PM
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41. Gadzooks!
Thou misbegotten fen-sucked clotpole!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:22 PM
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42. Blast!
You have solved the game.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:19 PM
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25. I despise homosexuality.....
It Leads to Dancing.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:28 PM
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27. with a name like Screaming Lord Byron....
oh dude, you are SOOOOOOOOOOO QUEER!!

DUH!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:30 PM
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28. Only a pinko commie fag would say that
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:31 PM
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29. And only a pinko commie fag would accuse a pinko commie fag of that!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:36 PM
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31. Only a double agent pinko commie fag would say that only a pinko
commie fag would accuse a pinko commie fag of that.....so take that and shove it up your Roy Cohn!
:evilgrin:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:20 PM
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40. Roy Cohn! A triple agent, you are! I am reporting this to John Ashcroft!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 06:04 PM
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44. Oh yeah??? Well I already phoned hell and told
Edited on Mon May-17-04 06:04 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
J Edgar Hoover...btw...he said your nail polish was tacky and your taste in moo-moos left something to be desired. :D
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moof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:33 PM
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30. And what is your point ?
That said, what difference would you think it could make irregardless of the ratio of people's requirements in the genital department?

Oops sorry, didn't realize it was a game of guess who said it.

In that case the author would possibly be Pickles, asscroft would never show such doubt, irregardless of his suspicions he would
certainly toss everyone in the slammer and wait for the evidence to either show up or failing that manufacture it.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:17 PM
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39. What about homos who like Mr. Rick Astley?
Are there any on DU?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:23 PM
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43. Blessed art they who lay with those of the same sex....
...and venerate Our Lord Rick's Holy Name.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 06:17 PM
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45. Amen.


:D
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