I was gay before gay was cool....

so there. All you newbies are just bandwagon queers. :P :P :P

never been gay before it was cool. I have no idea what that means

... he's older than Moses and is the first gay man on the planet.

Adam and I were an item until that bitch Eve came along.

Damn bisexuals....

Put your dukes up.

... that he left you. He was a prissy whiny bitch, it would never have worked out.

I mean the first one was "Aardvark". What kinda name is that?

He came up with the names: Pussy Cat and Tit Mouse. I think Freud would have a field day.

:D

*rib rim shot*

:D

and look how popular THAT has become.

I am Dookus Maximus, Setter of Trends.

My next trend will be mis-matched socks. Get in on the ground floor now!

:P

it was ALWAYS cool to have gay friends.

He was my downstairs neighbor at my first apartment..he gave the best parties, and was such a great guy.. He was a "drama queen" though.. He admitted it.. Once he was pounding at our door at 11pm..saying he was having an appendecitis attack and would we drive him to Leavenworth.. We wanted to call for an ambulance, but he said that he could go for free there because he was still covered by his Dad's military insurance and we HAD to take him to leavenworth.. We got dressed in a hurry and drove like maniacs..him in the back seat whining about the pain.. When we got there a half hour later, he gave us directions on how to find the hospital.... On the way he hollers.. STOPPPPPPP...NOW....

We thought he was dying or something.. He hops out of the car and 'Thanks, Luv', I'm better now..and runs into a house on the right side of the road..

It seems that there was a party, and he knew we would say no, unless he was sick..

We forgave him...because he was....well.. He was Rob :)

I'll make a special exception for you, Lioness. You can come sit with me at the cool table while we laugh at the homowannabes.

meaning what? you'll do animals, vegetables or minerals?

:P

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again!

After appropriate refractory period, of course...

You really should have ex-foliated this morning.

One of those grabbed my ponytail when I was little.. He kept banging my head agaisnt the bars of his cage.. The keeper poked him with a broom to make him let go.. They were ready with scissors, in case he would not..

I was about 4...and it was one of those old funky roadside zoos that used to be all over Florida..

They have BIG TEETH TOO.. he showed them to me..