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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:24 PM
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What does God look like?
I finally saw The Passion of the Christ for $3. Not half as disgusting as Salo, but still reprehensible for being an over-directed snuff film. Best parts of the film were actually not in the Bible, like when Judas is driven from the city by demon-possessed children.

Hell, I thought, if Mel's gonna put that apocryphal shit in his film, why not show what God looks like? After all, JC spends half the film talking to him!

So, hit me with your best shot! I wanna see what God looks like!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:25 PM
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1. A 10-dimensional Calabi-Yao shape (nt)
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:25 PM
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2. A blinding light
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:27 PM
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3. Whatever you want
Personally, I think God looks like chicken
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:28 PM
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4. You mean currently or in his glory days?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:30 PM
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5. A kick-ass butch bisexual androgyne she-male.
That just about covers everything, I think? :shrug:
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:33 PM
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6. Last time I saw him he was a small round tasteless cracker
and then my mother-in-law ate him
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:39 PM
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7. Here's God
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:50 PM
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16. Beautiful!
Get God off the hook. For old times sake.
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:42 PM
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8. George Burns. Didn't you see the movie?
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Champion Jack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:42 PM
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9. Dunno, but his head salesman looks like this
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:46 PM
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13. Good gravy, that's Bob!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:48 PM
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14.  All Hail Bob!
PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME
-- OR BURN IN HELL TRYING NOT TO!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:44 PM
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10. Before or after the accident?
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:45 PM
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11. Jordan Knight.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:50 PM
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15. HOT!!
:9
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:56 PM
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19. Perhaps.
But it is very depressing that God was a New Kid.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:59 PM
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20. Look, I have no problem with it.
He made me a believer, and that's what counts. :P
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:04 PM
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23. I blame the record label.
If they had let God write his own material, he wouldn't have been pigeonholed the way he was. God would still putting out some good music.
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:46 PM
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12. Something like this...


Interpretations vary, of course.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:50 PM
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17. Like this!


According to Matt & Trey, anyhow.
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robertpaulsen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:33 PM
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25. Doesn't that God only let Mormons into heaven?
Oh wait! He also let Saddam in for a little while. :)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 04:51 PM
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18. He looks like THIS:


I'm convinced.
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:02 PM
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21. Tall, Norweigan, long flowing beard: White for Dad, Brown for Son
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:03 PM
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22. I found God!!!!!!! God looks like this:


Sorry. couldn't resist. After all, God did make man in His own image. :evilgrin:
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:06 PM
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24. This is extraordinarily BAD news.
God gums his food?

I'm so disillusioned.

:-)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:38 PM
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26. I've heard this:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 05:40 PM
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27. Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe.
I've seen pictures of that gorgeous stud and I'm convinced I've found God. :-)

Terry
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