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MrScorpio

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Mon May-17-04 07:05 PM
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Who's up for a Q&A with Mr S?

Been a long time.

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Bertha Venation

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Mon May-17-04 07:17 PM
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1. MrScorpio! Why do I want a new kitten so badly, and how can I get

over it?!

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MrScorpio

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Mon May-17-04 07:26 PM
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2. You're suffering from the malady known as Kitten Envy

You've been taken in by a clever genetic trick employed by the feline species that forces otherwise reasonable human beings to adopt cats.

There's only one way to get over it.

Find some little old lady that's got 50 cats in her house and offer to do a little house cleaning.

You'l get over your yearning pretty damn quick.

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Bertha Venation

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Mon May-17-04 07:36 PM
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4. Thank you, MrS. You've saved my sanity (and probably my life!)

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Bunny

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Mon May-17-04 07:34 PM
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3. Hi Mr. Scorpio!

Good to see you back!

So, was the entire episode of the Sopranos last night a dream, or just parts of it? I think that once the dream started, it never ended. We don't yet know what actually happened.

We are lost and confused...

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MrScorpio

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Mon May-17-04 07:48 PM
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5. Didn't watch it.

Unless it was the one about the bombass Eye-talian babe the Tony was ready top hook up with.

If that was the one, it was dream until Tony got shot.

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Bronco69

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Mon May-17-04 07:48 PM
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6. Mr. Scorpio,

I've had writer's block for the past week. I need to write some comedy material and I can't come up with anything. Do you have any suggestions to get me started? Any scenarios I might be able to borrow? :-)

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MrScorpio

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Mon May-17-04 08:01 PM
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7. This is how I think up funny shit

I take a long shower.

No noise, no distractions, no TV

I think of a theme then I think of variations.

i.e., Yo' Mama jokes.

Here's one I heard: Yo' mama's ass is so fat, that whenever she sits down, she's two feet taller.

Now mine: Yo' mama's ass is so fat , it has a trailer attached to it that says "Wide Load".

Now you try it.

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Teddy_Salad

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Mon May-17-04 08:02 PM
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8. Why is it....

that most of your threads today have been miscontrued as "sex threads"?
:shrug:

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MrScorpio

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Mon May-17-04 08:06 PM
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9. I dunno

But it is amazing that I used the literal meaning for each poll (check the pics) and they all got taken down for be blatant sex threads.

This confirms my belief that Americans are too hung up about sex.

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Teddy_Salad

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Mon May-17-04 08:13 PM
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10. I know there are...

different connotations for those words you used but I thought it ridiculous that they were locked as "sex" threads.
Does that mean we cannot discuss Hummers, the automobiles, here at DU?

Oh for goodness sakes! I guess "Dick" Cheney will have to be referred to as Richard from now on!

It's crazy. :crazy:

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