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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:01 PM
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OMG, McDonalds now sells happy meals(tm) to adults!
Contains a burger, a salad, and bottled tap water for an exorbitant price.

Well, I started thinking, what would my Happy Meal (tm) be like?

Well, it would have a Double Big Mac with Cheese.
A supersize fry.
A 64oz Coke.

The box would open up to look like a mini casino. Complete with blackjack and hookers.

And the toy? Well, it is meant to be sold to adults... :evilgrin:

What do you want in your adult-oriented Happy Meal (tm)?
(need not be TV14 rated, but it's more fun if it is!...)
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:02 PM
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1. Please just shoot me & put me out of my misery!
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:02 PM
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2. If they have Happy Meals........why not Gay Meals?
:D

sorry. :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:11 PM
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6. Well, I'd be there!
:D

A rainbow colored box featuring snippets from known gay icons and historical figures who are perceived to be gay.

No hookers or blackjack though. :-(

I suppose the toy could be a condom (male or female, it depends on your point of view...). :shrug:

I really don't want to conjecture as to what food items could be part of this happy meal... something with lots of calories though...
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:04 PM
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3. hmmmmm
a 20 piece, super sized fries supersized drink the box shaped like a box, and inside a roving set of "toys" including, DVD's Condoms, PS2 games ect.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:07 PM
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4. Screw McD. I eat real food.
Cheaper, healthier, tastier. Lots of cheap restaurants here. Even when I want a burger, there's better, locally-owned alternatives.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:07 PM
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5. I used to buy Happy meals for the beanie babies
and then give the food to the homeless guy who always hung out there:)
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:14 PM
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7. it's just as stupid as the atkins friendly meals at hardy's
anyone who thinks eating a burger at hardy's is good for you because there isn't any bun should be sent back to middle school home-ec class or whereever they teach you what's healthy and what isn't.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:21 PM
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8. I always thought that happy meals for adults came free
when you bought the alcohol.
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:27 PM
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9. Can I have a Disgruntled Meal?
For some reason, liver and onions seems like a good choice for a Disgruntled Meal.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:31 PM
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10. Apparently you have never met people who like Liver and Onions
Edited on Mon May-17-04 08:35 PM by Spinzonner
its the people around them who would be disgruntled
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 09:37 PM
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15. actually the Disgruntled Meal is a quantum mystery, as
you order a disgruntled meal in a notably disgruntled fashion, you get your order fucked up and end up leaving with a Happy Meal, only to find out 2 blocks down the road, disgruntling you further by the abscence of your disgruntled meal :7
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 08:55 PM
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11. An adult Happy Meal has a beer in it, dammit!
I figure that if every McDonalds in Germany can have beer on the menu, then the McDonalds in the USA can get their shit together and put beer on the menu too.

It'd be Schlitz, but that's beside the point.

Look, give me a McRib, a large order of fries and a beer and I'll be pretty damn happy. As for the toy, how about little die-cast stock cars? You don't play with them, you put them on the wall in their packages.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 09:30 PM
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12. My happy meal?
A 2 pound bag of Salt & Vinegar chips, a 22 oz draft Sam Adams and a fresh hydro blunt.

Clearly I wouldn't be consuming these often, thus my happy meal.

but my real happy meal goes unmentioned :7
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 09:33 PM
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13. My box would have Brad Pitt in it. Yup... Brad Pitt...
I don't need the food.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-17-04 09:36 PM
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14. viggo mortenson
and some salad oil
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