What does it mean if you burp and taste soap?

Dookus

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Tue May-18-04 01:43 AM
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What does it mean if you burp and taste soap?

and, to the best of your recollection, you haven't eaten any soap? I'm just askin'

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Fridays Child

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Tue May-18-04 01:48 AM
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1. Maybe you smelled soap and just thought you tasted it.

Human taste buds only have the ability to taste sweetness, saltiness, sourness, savoriness, and bitterness.

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Dookus

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Tue May-18-04 01:51 AM
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2. OK... I'll accept that answer...

I know smelling toast may be a sign of a stroke. I was just afraid I was suffering from some strange neurological problem.

Of course, I'm sitting in my living room and there's no soap around... just a radio.

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eileen from OH

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Tue May-18-04 02:01 AM
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3. You've blocked out the memory of your mother

making you eat soap when you said dirty words. I'm quite sure that with sufficient therapy (goddam bastard) and hypnosis (fucking cocksucker), your repressed memories (dickwad asshole) will return.

Dr. eileen from OH

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Dookus

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Tue May-18-04 02:03 AM
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4. Hrmm...

Mother? I had no mother.

No, I didn't have a (goddamn bitch) mother. Seriously (fucking twat) I don't remember her. I'm sure I'd know (cocksucking castrating party-boat) if I did.

I think you're way off base (slut).

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TheWizardOfMudd

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Tue May-18-04 02:07 AM
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5. Your boyfriend has been shampooing his pubic hairs twice!

Heh. ;)

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Dookus

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Tue May-18-04 02:10 AM
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6. LOL...

I keep telling him: RINSE!!!

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TheWizardOfMudd

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Tue May-18-04 02:17 AM
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7. LMAO!!!!!!!!

That's funny because I used to keep telling my ex-wife to WASH!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;)

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ForrestGump

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Tue May-18-04 02:17 AM
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8. Be more careful when separating cheese and soap after a shopping trip

Are you finding that you have to scrub and scrub to get the dirt off you in the shower these days?

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Dookus

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Tue May-18-04 02:23 AM
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9. oh crap...

is that why my armpits smell like havarti?

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cleofus1

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Tue May-18-04 03:34 AM
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10. your question is

"What does it mean if you burp and taste soap?"

it means your scrubbing your asshole way too hard!

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Dookus

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Tue May-18-04 03:37 AM
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11. ROFL...

that's quite possible. I need a shorter Scrubbie.

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cleofus1

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Tue May-18-04 03:45 AM
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12. perhaps

A turkey baster would be more appropriate?

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