Well, it's been a rough time lately

Attention Liberals:

We here at the RNC have had a rough few weeks. Seems like there's all kind of bad news, and stuff, and truth be told, we're a little bit down. I mean, you know it's bad when Inhofe goes out there and says what you all know we're thinking, but I mean, we never actually say that shit in public, you know?

The numbers are looking kind of grim, but fortunately the press is still being obedient for the most part.

Anyways, it's been a while since I rapped at you, and thought I'd check in and see if anyone wants to know about how things have been going at the right wing disinformation central.

Best Kind Wishes,
Matt

To the most important issue of the day: Alexandra's breasts: boon or bane?

She was beautiful, as we lay in the flowering field, I gently stroked her hair. We'd decided to get married that day. We thought about all the great things in our future and the wonderful life that awaited us.

But the truth© is a cruel master. As I spiraled deeper into despair, she disconnected.

We will always have that day though. That wonderful day.

Sincere Regards,
Matt

I agree. :evilgrin:

on the Sarin Gas issue? Is that the last of it? Will there be more, or is that all that Rummy could stuff in his overnight bag on his PR visit last week?

See, here's the problem, it's not even true. Rummy gets the ball rolling on this whole "we found them" thing, and then starts backpedaling immediately.

Fortunately there are plenty of us that will continue disseminating the lies until they appear to be truth, but when stuff is verifiable, that just makes it tougher.

Rummy's been a real problem lately. His lies have been hard to cover up, but gosh darn it, we're going to do all we can!

Best Wishes,
Matt

you're the most laughably hideous homo since J. Edgar Hoover? How about to the ones who compare your voice to two cats fighting in a burlap sack? Matt?

If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.

Lovingly,
Matt

:evilgrin:

just out to make a buck?

I'm very curious about this and I knew you would know.

Thanks, Newsman Matt.

Dennis is a bit like a flag. He's whipping around in the breeze, you're never sure which way it's going, but in a gentle breeze it just looks kind of lazy and slothful, and you don't really pay it much attention.

Then when a strong wind whips up, you see it flapping around mightily, almost like a fish out of water, and you think wow, I never noticed that flag before. Look at how the strong wind makes it really stand out! Then the wind dies back down and it goes back to gently swaying.

It's also kind of a symbiotic dualistic sycophantic relationship. Hell, we don't know if he means it or not, you ever listen to him? He's just plain insane, and not in the good hatred inspired right wing way. I mean, he's just a nut. So at any rate, we'll use him so long as he's profitable.

Best Wishes,
Matt

or are you definately just into men

:shrug:

Truth©.

And also Ann. How I long for thee Ann! Oh, dost thou return my desires??
Thine grainy voice. Thine unrequited anger. Thine adam's apple. Thine seventh grade writing skills.

Oh Ann. Oh Ann.

What about the rumors that you are attracted to Ann Coulter only because she so closely resembles a pre-op transsexual? Does this confirm that you're a raging queer, or just a very stupid straight man with horrible taste?

Ooops. Now I've said too much...

Hugs,
Matt