Star Wars Underpants - Democratic Underground

PopSixSquish

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Tue May-18-04 04:58 PM
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Star Wars Underpants

25 Lines from Star Wars that are improved by substituting the word underpants.

http://misterharold.net/joker/src/jkquot04.htm#swup

Personal Fave:

"I find your lack of underpants disturbing."

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Richardo

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Tue May-18-04 05:03 PM
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1. This one is deliciously perverse....

Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!

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PopSixSquish

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Tue May-18-04 05:04 PM
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2. That's a Real Kicker

:evilgrin:

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PopSixSquish

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Tue May-18-04 05:15 PM
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3. And Continuing on the Underpants Theme

http://www.design-newyork.com/underpants.htm

"Pop quiz, hotshot: There's underpants on a bus. Once the underpants goes 50 miles an hour, the underpants is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!?"

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Beware the Beast Man

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Tue May-18-04 05:17 PM
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4. I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

Hilarious! :freak:

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Squeegee

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Tue May-18-04 05:51 PM
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5. The weapon of a Jedi

BEN: (Hands Luke an object)

LUKE: What is it?

BEN: Your fathers underpants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

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rinsd

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Tue May-18-04 05:52 PM
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6. Some of these are decent pickup lines.....

"We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down. "

"These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

"These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

At least at the bi-mon-scifi-con or maybe at the gathering of nerds for the new SW flick....which reminds me Triumph for everyone!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/nerds.html

Use the links to the right.

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Deja Q

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Tue May-18-04 05:54 PM
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7. I prefer the fortune cookie "In Bed" suffix.

:evilgrin:

But these are rather funny, thanks for sharing! :thumbsup:

These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe.

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EstimatedProphet

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Tue May-18-04 06:08 PM
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8. OMG that was funny!

"These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

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PopSixSquish

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Tue May-18-04 07:08 PM
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9. The Best One Isn't Even on the List

"These are not the underpants you're looking for"

Courtesy of PopSixSquish's brother who is just as sick and twisted...

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