The replicator malfunctions, and starts dispensing REAL booze,you:

Mobius

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Tue May-18-04 06:41 PM
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Poll question: The replicator malfunctions, and starts dispensing REAL booze,you:

The replicator malfunctions, and starts dispensing REAL booze,you:

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Don_G

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Tue May-18-04 06:43 PM
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1. In The Immortal Words Of Mr Scott

Well, it's green!

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Mobius

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Tue May-18-04 06:45 PM
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2. LOL

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JustFiveMoreMinutes

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Tue May-18-04 06:47 PM
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3. Wasted with 7 of 9?

NOW THAT would be a WASTE!

Slightly intoxicated, maybe.. not wasted.

Nothing like a hottie watching you puke your guts out! LOL!

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Don_G

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Tue May-18-04 06:54 PM
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4. By The 25th Century

Maybe they can combine synthehol with Viagra?

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JustFiveMoreMinutes

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Tue May-18-04 07:13 PM
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8. 25th Century

Edited on Tue May-18-04 07:14 PM by JustFiveMoreMinutes

Foxxy News Reports:

"The Catholic Church has come out strongly against the new syntholiagra cocktail that was reportedly produced on Rigel 7.

"It is against God's plan" the pope said at a religious meeting held in the Beta quadrant last parsec.

Catholics in the Federation screamed their approval, while those more liberal Catholics from the outer plantary systems mumbled their discontent at being controlled so tightly by the Papal Command.

More news following tonight's rebroadcast of "O'Really? The True Factor"

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ParanoidPat

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Tue May-18-04 06:57 PM
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5. None of the above!

I quietly open the unit under the guise of doing an 'inspection' and plumb in a remote controlled solenoid valve to the tap in my quarters and then alert maintenance via snail mail sent through the furthest outpost in the quadrant! :evilgrin:

Oh, did I mention I would send it postage due? ;-)

Pssst! Party in my cabin, pass it on! :bounce: :beer: :party: :toast:

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 07:00 PM
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6. Get wasted and go to the holodeck...

...for my favorite MOBIUS simulation! Oh, la la!

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Mobius

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Tue May-18-04 07:04 PM
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7. :o

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-18-04 07:55 PM
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9. You asked the question.

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