It's 6:40 P.M. in Clinton Township, MI... Time for a Q&A with Mr. Scorpio

MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 05:42 PM
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It's 6:40 P.M. in Clinton Township, MI... Time for a Q&A with Mr. Scorpio

Edited on Wed May-19-04 05:43 PM by MrScorpio

Give me your best shots, you wimps!!

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed May-19-04 05:43 PM
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1. you got the evil villan resources

why not take over the u.s.

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 05:46 PM
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2. I wanted to...

But Shrubby McSatan already beat me to it.

Don't worry. I've got plans.

Yes... Sweet, sweet plans.

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed May-19-04 05:47 PM
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3. do they involve

space lazers?

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 05:51 PM
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4. You bet your sweet bippy they "involve" space lasers

I'm anything, if consistent.

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed May-19-04 05:52 PM
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5. will you help fund and develop

my Giant Robot Project?

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 05:57 PM
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6. Is it a giant GIRL robot? Then sure.

When I look up its skirt, I want to get my money's worth

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed May-19-04 06:04 PM
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7. it will be skirted

but it'll have a hover system underneath

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 06:10 PM
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9. Send my design team a proposal

Be sure to provide a cost/benefit analysis over employing traditional world-conquering means and a quarterly expediture projection.

I need it in triplicate.

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed May-19-04 06:37 PM
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18. thier a bit pricey but

Considering that one has the firepower to wipe out anythingm and they dare not fire back, lest they damage the nuculear powersource and blow up a 20 mile radius of land, i'd say its worth it

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Teddy_Salad

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Wed May-19-04 06:09 PM
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8. Ummm.....isn't this a "sex thread"?

:shrug:

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 06:13 PM
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10. Giant girl robots can't have sex

Besides there's no mention of Humvees, Caesar salads or unusual sports

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Teddy_Salad

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Wed May-19-04 06:14 PM
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11. I wouldn't be too sure

I'm certain the mods will find something that relates to sex in this thread.

You have a reputation now, you know. :)

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 06:17 PM
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13. The rep is undeserved

Hey, say something snappy for your 1,000th post

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Lefty48197

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Wed May-19-04 06:15 PM
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12. What's it like being surrounded by gun and anti-tax nuts?

and is your water back on?

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 06:23 PM
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14. As you know, I'm stationed in Virginia

I used Clinton Twnp as part of a long list to places in Michigan in dedication to my home state.

Thanks for the warning. That's one place that I won't be caught after dark.

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Droopy

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Wed May-19-04 06:24 PM
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15. What's a good way to stay awake all night long?

I've got to pull a 9pm-7am shift and I'll be driving all night. I need some strategy so I don't fall asleep and run off the road. I've considered drugs, but I'm just too poor to go with that.

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 06:27 PM
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16. Lots and lots of water

Your bladder will keep you awake and quite of aware of your proximity to the nearest rest stop.

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Droopy

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Wed May-19-04 06:38 PM
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19. Good idea

I'll get me a gallon for the road.

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roguevalley

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Wed May-19-04 06:28 PM
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17. You asked for it. Chicken or Egg?

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Sentath

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Wed May-19-04 06:40 PM
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20. It took me f'n YEARS

to figure out what that question was about.

I was so embarrased.

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MrScorpio

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Wed May-19-04 06:42 PM
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21. The Chicken Egg McMuffin

Try it with some hot coffee.

Great way to start the day.

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