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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:00 PM
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Laura Bush on Jay Leno
YUCK!

Now would be a good time to do some masturbation jokes, Jay!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:01 PM
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1. Double yuck.
I loathe the fact that we both have the same first name. :hi:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:05 PM
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2. Your name is Laura. Her name is Laaaaaaaaaaaaaara.
Or at least that's how W. pronounces it.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:07 PM
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4. Thank you Fenris. I feel much better now.
:hug:

and sometimes MrGrumpy calls me Laura Ann. ;)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:09 PM
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6. See? Her's would be "Laaaaara Welch". Totally different names.
:D
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:06 PM
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3. That figures
Leno is a pimp for the RNC.
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:08 PM
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5. Leno and Hannity have the same "wolfboy" forehead hair line
What does this mean? Their backs and arms are covered with hair and their brains are smaller than the average homo homo sapien.

And their dicks are very, very, small.
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:17 PM
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8. Gillespie's the pimp
Leno's just another 'ho (but a good one). He enjoys his work.
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TheWizardOfMudd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-19-04 11:12 PM
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7. Laura has a trainer that comes in two or three days a week
Yep. She's fuckin' him.
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