I'm befriending a very Scottish bat - Democratic Underground

TheWizardOfMudd

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Thu May-20-04 12:59 AM
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I'm befriending a very Scottish bat

I'm still trying to figure out how he got here with his kilt intact and upon what boat. He really likes smelly old meat and liquor.

I think I'll kill the winged rat!

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Canuckistanian

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Thu May-20-04 01:02 AM
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1. You attract them with porridge and boiled meat

Then you smack them with a large bottle of Glenfidditch. Works everytime for me.

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MrSlayer

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Thu May-20-04 01:03 AM
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2. Those Scottish bats are pretty tough.

You may need a bazooka.

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Dookus

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Thu May-20-04 01:07 AM
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3. nah, don't kill him

he'll come around. Leave a big bowl of haggis out for him every night. In no time, he'll be your best bat-buddy.

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Dookus

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Thu May-20-04 01:08 AM
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4. oh... one other thing...

play the bagpipes. They love that.

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