Which celebrity baby name is the worst?

Personally, I don't think Apple is that bad. Especially in comparison to Tu Morrow and Audio Science.

these kids better hope their parents stay famous or else they'll be known merely as "that has-ben celeb's kid with the wacked out name"

It shows some imagination. I would not name my child that, but I like it anyway.

but can you imagine roll call at school? Matt, Joe, Mike...Jermajesty? Is Jermajesty here?

Bad punny spelling for a bad hippie name. That's bad squared.

If I were to try to get that kid's attention, I'd probably just say "Hey, you!" :-)

Terry

Any wonder the kids of these celebs so often ended up totally screwed up?

They probably didn't need stupid names to make their lives difficult, though.

That's why he tried to kill it.

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Only because I hoped for so much better from Gwyneth. Then again, her mother DID name her "Gwyneth".

And her grandmother named HER daughter "Blythe".

So maybe it's genetic in the Paltrow/Danner family.

:crazy:

is that her last name is Martin - so it sounds like an Apple Martini.

Though some are worse than others, what the heck are they thinking??!??

Dweezil-where did he think this up? Did Moon Unit say "Pop goes dweezil" instead of "the weasel"?

:wtf:

believe it or not.

:(

Didn't she name another daughter "Scout".

They wanted to name "Dweezil" "Dweezil", but the lady at the hospital wouldn't let them (Christian hospital, don't ya know), so Zappa gave the baby the first names of all the Mothers band members. When "Dweezil" was older, he, on his own initiative, had his name legally changed to "Dweezil" (since they always called him by that name, and he was mad to find out it wasn't his real name). And when I say "on his own initiative", that means he requested the change on his own - he was only four or five, so of course had to have the parent's help. I don't think the Dweez had a lawyer on retainer until he was in his teens or twenties. :-)

I love the name Moon Unit,a nd I thing Dweezil also is a very cool name.

Better than "Chastity" or "apple" or that ridiculous thing Bono came up with. Ewwwww.

about some of those other ones.

Jason Lee disappoints me AGAIN. The first time was when I found out he's a Scientologist.

Love him, but I agree that name is bad. Pilot...okaaaaay...Inspektor...whaaaaa? Huh?? Does he want all the kids to laugh at his kid?

And he's a Scientologist? Didn't know that! Blah.

Didn't George Forman name all of his sons George?

so, Attila Morgan, wherever you are, I hope life has been good to you. With that name, you deserve it. He's about 39 now.

about his name.

I've always thought that it was an odd name. I apologize to all the Attilas in the world...even THE HUN.

I had No Idea - That One Takes The Friggin' Cake!

n/t

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They're ALL so fucking stupid it's hard to decide. Although, Jermagesty and Reignbeau are just...just...

:puke: I'm so disappointed in Gwyneth..."Apple"? What will she name her next kid, Grape or Banana? Maybe she'll move on to vegetables? :D

Edit: spelling

OK, that is just a bizarre name. I can't believe it's not way, way ahead in this poll.:shrug:

They are all HIDEOUS!!!

Even Frank Zappa was guilty of this repugnant celebrity idiosyncrasy... Dweezil? Moon Unit? Give me a fucking break.

Ahmet is cool, if a little removed from its cultural and ethnic roots.

I didn't even know Jermaine had a baby named that.

I don't think Apple is that bad either. I kind of like it.

disturbed me for some reason

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Even Moon-Beam, Dweezil, and Sudafed Zappa are infinitely better names!!

George Foreman's five sons:

George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI.

Just what we needed. More Georges.