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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:31 AM
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Poll question: How To Punish George W. Bush...
Which of the following would you prefer for Bush* to be subjected to for the rest of his natural life?
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:32 AM
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1. Chin music.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:34 AM
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2. Toby Keith cd's.....
..over and over and over and over. See how "country" the shrub really is. I would have said The Dixie Chicks, just for irony...but I like them.
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lovedems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:36 AM
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3. The Muzak version of "Chain of Fools".
Then he can a message while being punished!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:44 AM
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4. Bagpipe music. And I'm thinking country music on those bagpipes.
For instance, I'm sure George would LOVE to hear "I'm An Okie from Muskogee", bagpipe style. :-)
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:46 AM
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5. porno music
:D
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:47 AM
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6. Smells Like Teen Spirit...played with an accordian....
Edited on Fri May-21-04 08:49 AM by jus_the_facts
:evilgrin:
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:49 AM
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7. There's a saying here in Wisconsin
In Heavan there are trumpets...In hell: accordians.

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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:52 AM
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8. Tie him to a chair, fix his head to face forward, tape his eyes open
. . . and show him endless reruns of Gilligan's Island.
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:56 AM
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9. No beef
Make him eat tofu (no sauce of ANY kind) for the rest of his days, or 'til the deficit he created is paid back, whichever is last!
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:03 AM
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10. think punishment outside his normal purview
bagpipes are the most likely. i would actually prefer buddist chanting. or OPERA. i bet george HATES OPERA. that is for thinkin folks.

accordians are in tejano music. and george's whitebreadness screams muzac.

and i like the tofu punishment. DON'T FORGET THE BROCCOLI AND BRUSSEL SPROUTS.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:04 AM
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11. Don't pick on Acordian music - I love the stuff
:mad:
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:21 AM
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14. How about locking him in a hockey rink with "Lady of Spain"
On the organ on endless loop?

That would make me suicidal, and in his case that wouldn't be all bad.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:06 AM
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12. None of the above
What kind of music do they play in federal penitentiaries? Well, play him that kind.
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:19 AM
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13. I dinna kin no love for the PIPES, laddie.
Shoot, dude. I would figure burly guys in skirts with nice legs blowing madly on something was part of your wildest DREAMS!

Don't get pissed, now...just trying to be funny.
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:54 AM
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15. Remember the music from
"Mars Attacks" played continuously. Makes one's head explode....
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:54 AM
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16. Remember the music from
"Mars Attacks" played continuously. Makes one's head explode....
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:55 AM
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17. "Rock Around the Clock" on the Theramin
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:58 AM
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18. Gangsta rap. This is George W BUSH, you're talking about; like he'd even
notice accordions, bagpipes or muzak.:)
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Vitruvius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 11:38 AM
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19. Give him the Lynndie England treatment...
Edited on Fri May-21-04 11:50 AM by Vitruvius
in a stinking jail in Iraq, with a dog collar around his neck...

Since Bu$h & co. have decided to punish Ms. England for following their orders, she might volunteer to abuse Mr. Bu$h herself. If so, the little kinkmeister would do a top-notch job...:evilgrin:
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