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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:08 PM
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Am I straight, or what?
I like disaster movies.
I like all women.
I like all kinds of sports
I don't cry, unless a great athlete is retiring.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:10 PM
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1. I thought all straight guys cried at the movies to get laid these days.
Ain't that right? Chicks dig it, you know. ;-)
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:18 PM
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4. Have things gotten that desperate for guys?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:19 PM
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6. Hey, it's a quick way to my heart at least
;-)
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:32 PM
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9. Till you find out if they're making it up. Right?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 02:13 PM
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13. Naw, you can't fake a good cry.
It is because of me, see I liberate them from the hard shell of masculinity. :-)
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MsUnderstood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:14 PM
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2. Actually. . .
The need to affirm your sexuality is usually a sign that you are questioning. . .is there something you want to talk about?

Don't worry this is a safe zone--no one will mock you here!
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:15 PM
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3. Copycat thread - with straight stereotypes. Humor?
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:26 PM
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8. Actually... I think MsUnderstood Is Yanking Your Chain
I thought both of your threads were funny (in an offbeat kind of way).

-- Allen
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:32 PM
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10. Oh. That's very different. Never mind.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:18 PM
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5. DUDE!
That's proper responce, right?

I have trouble speaking "Hetero".
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:24 PM
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7. Then consider me Hetero Yoda.
I have no gay in me like Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:33 PM
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11. Who cares? Just so long as you're not
crooked.

:bounce:
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 01:34 PM
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12. LOL - I agree.
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MsUnderstood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 04:23 PM
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14. I know a man who is crooked
It seems when he was a boy, he had his hmmmm private johnson slammed into a gate in an unfortunate "Chase your brother out the front yard" incident.

His junior member has never been fully erect since. . .
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 04:25 PM
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15. Well if you have to ask....
Hmm.
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 04:28 PM
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16. All women?
What about Margaret Thatcher? Or Karen Hughes? Or Ann Coutler? Or Laura and Barbara Bush? Or the Bush twins? Or Dr. Laura?
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:47 PM
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17. We are really scraping the bottom aren't we?
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:11 PM
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19. I'm just getting technical
But yes, I'm scraping the bottom so hard I'm getting splinters...
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:21 PM
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20. I'll amend - All liberal, thinking, caring women.
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Waverley_Hills_Hiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:49 PM
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18. do you own a big 4x4 with a crew cab?
hmmm....???

(sounds pretty str8 to me)
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:22 PM
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21. A practical 1998 Buick Regal. Good mileage.
Power everything. Leather seats. Paid for.
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