The Herrrrre's Johnny of all CAPTIONS!!!

skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 01:34 PM
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The Herrrrre's Johnny of all CAPTIONS!!!

Edited on Fri May-21-04 01:37 PM by skip fox

"Well, Jay, I think one of the funniest times was when he was boning up on science for the presidental debates and he asked me 'How has time travel changed over the years?' Heck, I kept a straight face and told him he should ask Karen and Karl when a lot of staffers were present . . . It was a real hoot, let me tell you!"

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XNASA

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Fri May-21-04 01:37 PM
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1. pickles sez: "Well I meant to hit the brake, .....

but I guess I must've hit the gas instead. But let me tell you, Jay....I just try to put it out of my beautiful mind and I've never looked back."

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Fri May-21-04 01:39 PM
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2. And thats when I hit the little wuss in the eye... pretzel my ass!!

Edited on Fri May-21-04 01:40 PM by Az

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alittlelark

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Fri May-21-04 01:41 PM
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3. "How do I keep my sanity....Oh my, well, I

Hold my martini glass in this hand and my valium in this hand, and then I slam 'em back! Mind you, I only have to do that 4-5 times a day!!"

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underpants

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Fri May-21-04 01:42 PM
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4. Stepford Control this is Stepford 5 we have a problem down here with #1

:bounce:

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underpants

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Fri May-21-04 01:43 PM
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5. Laura signalling to HOLD THE DAMNED CUE CARD HIGHER!

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johnnie

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Fri May-21-04 01:45 PM
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6. So..I take Georges in one hand..

...Dick's (giggle) in the other hand...."

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri May-21-04 01:49 PM
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7. He's a drunken bum and a lousy fuck, I haven't had my first real orgasm

OK are we back on?

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skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 01:51 PM
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8. sweet sweet

:toast:

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Fri May-21-04 02:12 PM
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9. when the master of captions compliments you

you blush!

Thanks, Skip ;-)

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skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 02:20 PM
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10. I blush to be call the master of anything except the master of . . . Oh,

right, that's spelled "mastur-" . . . Well . . .

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VOX

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Fri May-21-04 03:04 PM
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12. Can't even begin to top this one, nsma!!!

Thanks for the well-needed laugh.

:toast:

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peekaloo

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Fri May-21-04 02:21 PM
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11. Yes, Dave, I would like to read aloud from the book I'm holding,

but I can't keep my eyes off your band leader.

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skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 04:28 PM
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13. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

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