You KNOW you're not getting any work done. So CAPTION!!!!

skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 01:44 PM
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You KNOW you're not getting any work done. So CAPTION!!!!

"But it's not fair about the coffee. Rummy keeps drinking it all and talking loud and fast. If maybe I could get some more coffee around here, I could keep up with him."

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Fri May-21-04 01:46 PM
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1. At first they would hit George with just one stick when he flubbed a line.

Edited on Fri May-21-04 01:47 PM by Az

But he proved to be a greater challenge than they had expected.

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drb

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Fri May-21-04 01:46 PM
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2. Here you go....

"I've gotta pee. Could someone go with me to make sure the light is on before I go in the bathroom?"

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SheepyMcSheepster

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Fri May-21-04 01:53 PM
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3. that thing was this big! biggest turd i ever took.

it hurt a little as it was coming out so i knew it was going to be a whopper, but i tell you me that thing was huge! if you don't believe me ask cheney, he saw it too.

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skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 01:55 PM
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4. "What I think is . . . cabinet meetings would be a lot more fun

Edited on Fri May-21-04 01:57 PM by skip fox

if we did something neat . . . like freezing this big table and have some midget hockey to be entertained. . . . Then people would like to come to these meetings . . . and we'd have more school spirit . . . or something."

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Qutzupalotl

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Fri May-21-04 02:18 PM
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5. Saddam had a WMD this big...

but you shoulda seen the one that got away.

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skip fox

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Fri May-21-04 04:28 PM
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6. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick

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