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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:42 PM Original message |
Jehovah's Witnesses next door. Hide! |
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ewagner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
1. Nope! |
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ptsmknhipy (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Try to sell them Amway |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:58 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. *SNARF* |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 05:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. That makes sense, believe it or not! |
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Momof1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. Answer the door and ask them WTF is up |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
3. Invite them in...tell them about your lord and savior... |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. eek! |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:57 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. He's cute |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 06:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
22. He had a few minor hits in the 80's... |
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TheWizardOfMudd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. Do what I do |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
9. get a pit bull with herpes and a bad attitude |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:10 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. a lot to ask in a dog on short notice. |
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lanparty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
11. Pretend you're god. |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:25 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. LOL |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:34 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. another thing to add |
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lanparty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 07:55 AM Response to Reply #11 |
38. More ... |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
14. Answer the door naked!!! |
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damnraddem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
15. I used to enjoy it when the JW came around and I could argue with him ... |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
16. Just tell them you can't be one because |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 05:46 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. BWAHAHAHAHA! |
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lojasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
17. I had one the other day. |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
19. My late father-in-law would quote these lines from the Bible... |
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amerikat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 10:21 PM Response to Reply #19 |
36. and then there was Woody Allen who said |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
20. Just pretend to be balls-out shitfaced. |
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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 06:25 PM Response to Original message |
23. Just put on an AC DC cd |
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Syncronaut Seven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
24. No No! Set out bait! |
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citizen snips (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
25. I am a Christian and I can't stand those people. |
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wyldwolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #25 |
42. I am not a christian and I can't stand MOST christians |
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demosincebirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 01:42 PM Response to Reply #25 |
43. They are classified as a cult... |
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Ratty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 02:21 PM Response to Reply #25 |
44. At least they don't vote! |
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citizen snips (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
26. dupe. |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
27. LOL |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 07:11 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. we're talking about a cat that won't chase mice. |
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CatWoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 07:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Yeah -- he may not chase mice |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 07:44 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. this is true. |
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Padraig18 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 07:10 PM Response to Original message |
28. Just do what I do |
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lucidmadman (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
32. What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an Atheist? |
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fujiyama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
33. I like the idea |
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chicaloca (704 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #33 |
41. You could also do that if you have oregano... |
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Streetdoc270 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
34. Open Door: Honey! The Sacrifices are here! Light the Candles! |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 10:17 PM Response to Original message |
35. they came a couple of weeks ago to mine |
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2bfree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-21-04 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
37. Here are some good ideas! |
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Astarho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
39. At least it's not Mormons |
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Parrcrow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-22-04 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
40. When you open the door |
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