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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:44 PM
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Tonight for dinner I'm having a vegan "children" pot pie.
It tastes a lot like children, too, I must say! Incredible! }(
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:47 PM
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1. How about "garlic children pot pie"


The little darlings made entirely of tofu!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:50 PM
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3. Wonderful!
What I like about the vegan children option, is it doesn't constipate me like real children do. :D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:49 PM
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2. May I join you? Are they rude children?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:52 PM
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5. That document was not found.
Good Sir, I'm eating healthy tonight. It is pure soy protein. See, I try to eat children-substitutes at least once or twice a week. My doctor has recommended I get more soy in my diet, you see.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:50 PM
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4. Do vegan children taste less like meat?
Given the fact that they're vegan, and don't have meat in their diet...
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:54 PM
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6. These are children-substitutes, 100% pure soy protein.
I have never had a vegan child, they are a bit to skinny for my tastes and tend to run pretty fast.

I like to pick off the slower, chubby ones. :-)
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:55 PM
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7. Fun stuff to do...
Call a restaurant...

Ask: Do you serve children?

When they say yes ask:

Can I have mine Medium-Rare?
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:00 PM
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8. I do this all the time.
What they don't understand is how serious I really am. :evilgrin:
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