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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:24 PM
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I wish Canadians weren't so.... neighborly.
If their leaders were more aggressive, maybe they would have taken us over by now. I mean, they already have most of the population on our borders, what are they waiting for? Don't we deserve health care and human rights, after what bush has done to us?

Please, Canada, INVADE ALREADY!
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 12:12 AM
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1. With WHAT?
Our tanks are awaiting replacement (with those DANDY Strykers), our helicopters are 40 years old and need eight hours of maintenance for every hour they manage to fly, our navy's biggest ship is a destroyer, and our whole army's deployed in one hellhole or another...

I know--we'll send the Conservative party across the border! They all want to be Americans anyway!

:evilgrin:
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:07 PM
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6. Point taken....
But hey, if you weren't so neighborly to begin with, you'd have an army to crush us with!

mmm... do you need to be born canadian to run for office? Because it sounds like you could use some *real* liberals...
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 07:59 PM
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8. Nope...
With the large immigrant population, pretty much anybody can run for anything. We've got the NDP to be the *real* liberals, fortunately. Liberals? NDPers are veritable pinkos!

:hi:
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 08:08 PM
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10. Love Mimi, the Genius Bun
I'm sorry, but what a SWEET BUN!!! :evilgrin:

Just cannot get over that avatar. :loveya: :hug:
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 12:15 AM
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11. Well...
You should check out the original photo in my webshots album...

http://community.webshots.com/user/phalpern1

She was quite a bunny. BTW, she's yawning in that picture...
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arikara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 01:48 AM
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2. Guy... we might be "nice"
but our politicians are just as crooked as any. They just haven't plumbed the depths that American politicians have yet. However if you want an invasion, you're welcome to have our drunken Gordon Campbell and the rest of his lying so-called Liberals too. Or please take Stephen Harper; a bilderberger whose greatest wish is to be an American. Or PM Paul Martin who says he wants to save health care in Canada but he's the one responsible for gutting the system over the past 10 years as Minister of Finance. He'd fit right in with the neocons, he even has a shipping company that he registers out of the country so that he can avoid paying Canadian taxes.

However, you're more than welcome to come up here anytime.
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huellewig Donating Member (700 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:32 AM
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3. Meet the generals..
http://web.archive.org/web/20030207055231/www.standonguard.com/index2.html

http://web.archive.org/web/20001203162400/www.standonguard.com/dossier.html

The website is dead now. But I found it san images on achive.org

It's a real shame since the images were great.
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:51 AM
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4. We're getting our "stealthy" coastal secret weapons ready to deploy
.
.
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Watch your coastal areas very carefully!

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:silly:

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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:52 AM
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5. they're invading...
just quietly. Pamela Anderson became a US citizen this week.

They're infiltrating us with titties of mass destruction.

Wily effin' Canadians.
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 05:20 PM
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7. Alanis and Bare Naked Ladies are touring this summer....
I think they're spies. ;-)
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 08:00 PM
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9. Bwhahaha...
We've already sent you a weapon of mass destruction in the form of Howie Mandel! He's a human neutron bomb!

:evilgrin:
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 02:14 AM
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12. FUCK YOU!
Heh, just kidding.

Here, have some complimentary iced tea, pre-sweetened, of course.
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freeforall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 02:34 AM
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13. But we're too polite to ever interfere
with another country's government. Unlike some countries, which shall go nameless...
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:52 AM
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14. F'n Canadians
p.s. can I move back?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:54 AM
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15. That's "Neighbourly" mother fucker
Edited on Sun May-23-04 03:57 AM by HEyHEY
Don't forget that U beeyatch
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