They ARE Out To Get You, Study Reveals

A study conducted by a very reputable school suggests that they are in fact out to get you. Due to security concerns, the school is denying any knowledge of the study and has threatened to sue any organization that even prints its name in association with the study. But we felt it was important for you to know.

The study viewed utility bills, interest rates, and quality of service enjoyed by your neighbors and compared that with your experience. As you have suspected for years, you are being singled out for mistreatment. Unfortunately, your neighbors have all agreed to lie to you about it, so chances are very good you will never escape from the conspiracy.

http://www.satiresearch.com/go.asp?sid=28102

I just KNEW they were.
Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

Now I have to change my name... AGAIN.

You reminded me of this:

For a couple of years in college I tended bar at a blue collar, beer only bar.
One night the owner, a few barflies and I were talking about Russia, the cold war, etc. This was in the mid 60s.

One ol' boy sez: "Hell I'm ready for 'em. Them damn commies. Wait'll they try and come over here. I ain't got no numbers on my mailbox. They ain't a-findin' MY ass."

The owner leaned across the bar and said "Well, Charlie, I reckon THAT'll fuck Khrushchev!"
I damn near wet my pants.

Shoulda told him they can figure out house numbers from his Social Security Number... he would've shit himself!


Nice! ;)

Do you know how hard it is to find someone to GET?