Michigan Women...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their housework duties.

The first man married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told
her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from New York. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He said that on the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a Michigan girl. He boasted that he had informed her
his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't
see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left
eye!