I'm back in the straddle again

With apologies to Gene Autrey and the Melody Ranch, it's your DU Sunday Afternoon Sing Along.

http://www.airfarceone.net/bushstraddle.html

I'm back in the straddle again
My flip-flops just don't ever end
My spine is outa whack
From all this doublin' back
Back in the straddle again

Homeland Security? No.
That ain't the way we should go.
Now it's a mighty fine idear
And we thought it up right here
Back in the straddle again

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh
Floppin' to and fro
Back in the straddle again.
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay
I zig-zag on my way
Back in the straddle again

Iraq's got WMDs
They got 'em thicker than fleas
Woopsie, that's our bad
I guess that we got had
Back in the straddle again

Nine-eleven commish?
Naw, that sure ain't our dish
But now it seems just fine
As long as they're in line
Back in the straddle again

Whoopi-ty-aye-oh
Floppin' to and fro
Back in the straddle again.
Whoopi-ty-aye-yay
I zig-zag on my way
Back in the straddle again

Thanks to the DUer who put up the website.