If you were on a plane with Rummy, Condi, Evil Dick, *, Karl & Karen...

Bush_Eats_Beef

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Sun May-23-04 04:02 PM
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If you were on a plane with Rummy, Condi, Evil Dick, *, Karl & Karen...

...and it crashed in the Andes, and you had to eat someone to survive, who would you eat first?

Assuming that you got to choose, of course.

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toddzilla

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Sun May-23-04 04:04 PM
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1. myself.

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hlthe2b

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Sun May-23-04 04:06 PM
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2. Are we assuming we are the only natural survivors?

Karl, Cheney, Rummy, Condi are too evil and likely tough as an old road-kill crow. Karen is detestable, but obviously well-marbled! :evilgrin:

I guess if you ate her, you'd be forever unable to tell the truth, however.

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Spinzonner

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Sun May-23-04 04:08 PM
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3. I couldnt stomach any of them

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qazplm

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Sun May-23-04 04:26 PM
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4. well fat is a flavor enhancer

so you would think Karl would be the tastiest.

Of course we all know Bush with his "medicinal" past would be the best preserved so you could save him til last.

Condi looks like a human piece of jerky, might take her along later if you decide to make a trek for it.

Of course, its probably kinda like drinking seawater, you think its keeping you alive but its really going to kill ya.

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Bush_Eats_Beef

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Sun May-23-04 04:32 PM
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5. Hey, you're right, Bush wouldn't be "free range"...

...not with all of those chemicals in him.

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