Time for Another FREEPER JOKE THREAD!!!!

Just take your favorite ethnic joke and substitute the word "Freeper".

I'll start things off with a reply to this message.

A dope ring.

:-)

We'll never know, they can't stop bitching about Clinton to get it changed!

He found out he could listen to his AM radio in the afternoon too!

The box said "4-6 years", but he finished the jigsaw in just ONE year!

Slam the lid down when they're getting a drink.

your whole family is republican except little Mary. She got to readin’.

Because the toddler hadn't been changed in over a week.

The freep's response:

"The box said 25-35 pounds and he ain't got near that much in there."

So blind people can hate them, too.

:-)

but couldn't tell them apart. So he called a friend and explained his problem. The friend, who had not seen the horses, suggested the Freeper put a small amount of fingernail polish on the hoof of one of the horses, which he did. However, as we know, fingernail polish will wear off fairly quickly, and in a day or two the problem of identification returned. He called his friend--a DU'er no doubt--who suggested, "Why don't you crop the tail on one?" So the Freeper did. Unfortunately, the other horse's tail got caught in a fence and ended up clipped just like the other. So the Freeper was right back where he started from, unable to tell them apart. A final call to his friend elicited the suggestion that the Freeper measure the horses to see which was taller. The Freeper was delighted to find that this worked: the white one was six inches shorter than the black one.:hi:

A good start....

...The Bucket

It was an intelligence ship.

The crowd at a Freeper rally.

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people in attendance, and their iqs added together respectively at any free republic sponsored pro-iraq war rally

I just love any excuse to post this picture again and again and again...

:)

He fell out of the tree.

A – It chips their teeth.

:shrug:

:-)

Three.

One to make the dough and two to peel the M&M's.

:eyes:

He kept throwing out the W's....

:-)

W&W's

Pimp

:kick:

This trucker had a habit of swerving to run over any freepers he saw walking on the side of the road. Well, one day, the trucker saw a nun whose car had broken down, and stopped to give the good sister a ride to town to call for a tow. While they were driving along toward town, the trucker spied a freeper on the side of the road. Out of habit, he started to swerve toward the toothless cretin. At the last moment, he remembered the holy sister in the passenger seat, and quickly swerved back onto the road. As he did, he heard a 'thump!' and looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw the freeper lying motionless in the road. Horrified, he apologized to the nun, "Sister, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hit that man!" to which the nun cheerfully responded, "That's okay, I got him with the door."

Water pollution.

:-)

and he set out on foot. When found hours later, walking in a daze, he was carrying the driver's door on his back. When asked why he was carrying the heavy door, he replied, "In case it got really hot, I could roll the window down."

because she didn't think it was hers.

with a chickenhawk.

A stupider chickenhawk with one tooth, that's also a right-winged parrot.

...with a gorilla?

A retarded ape.

Well, whatever it is, it's still a slime-dwelling, bottom-feeding, evolutionary relic, but now it has a tooth.

One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible....

:-)

Thanks!

There's a 10 dollar bill lying on the ground. Along comes the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, a brunette, and a smart Freeper. Who finds the money?

The brunette- the other three don't exist.

:kick:

"What the hell are you doing?"

The 1st freeper answers, "I'm keeping the elephants away." *snap* *snap*

2nd freeper replies, "Man, they're no elephants around here!"

1st freeper: "I know, it's very effective." *snap* *snap* *snap*

His 'footlongs' were not even 5 inches (look at a ruler to get this joke).

Her son's D*** tastes funny.

Prime Rib. ;)

:dem:

PUMP-KIN!!!

"What is"

Just 2...That's all it takes to carry a garbage can.

How does a freeper prevent his wife from staggering around in front of the neighbors?

He shoots her again!