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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 11:19 AM
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Caption the newest Harlem Globetrotter
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:05 PM
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1. "Wow. I wanted to play basketball once, and I was real good at it!
Edited on Mon May-24-04 12:08 PM by skip fox
I was even the best ever at my school. The very first day, in fact, when I came up to the kids on the playground, they started talking about this fantastic new play called Go Long. I said I wanted to try, so they said "Go Long, Duck Wad (that's what they used to call me), just start running and don't look around." Gee. I musta been great cause they had me do the same thing every day when we had recess outside. When we were inside, I learned how to play Solo Statues in the Closet. I was pretty much famous for that. too. Wow."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:19 PM
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7. 'Solo Statues in the Closet'
B-)
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:07 PM
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2. "Dang! How big is your wang?"
:evilgrin:
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:08 PM
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3. The incredible shrinking pResidency
more...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x1655681
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:09 PM
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4. Bill Laimbeer: why, I'm 5 foot 10 ... how short are you?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:32 PM
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8. Laimbeer: but, can you whistle show tunes and bike at the same time?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:16 PM
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5. Twirl that thing on my finger? I can't even ride a bike without training
wheels!
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:17 PM
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6. yeah, but can you do'i'm a little teapot'?
dick says i do the best teapot EVER. wanna see?
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:40 PM
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9. "My daddy got me on the team."
"You can now call him Boss."
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 12:59 PM
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10. "Wow, you're even taller than the next President!"
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 01:06 PM
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11. I love it!
:toast:
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 01:08 PM
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12. two of the biggest douchebags in their respective professions
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 01:09 PM
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13. Were the WNBA champs Detroit Shock invited to the White House?
That's the only reason I can think of. Laimbeer's their head coach.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 03:14 PM
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14. "How's the weather up there?..a-heh, heh"
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 03:17 PM
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15. Motown Moron: I'm still a bigger asshole than you Chief.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-24-04 03:22 PM
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16. "...hell, you should see the other guy..."
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