CORRECTION to Last Week's Quiz

In our Answers to Last Week's Quiz, we gave C) Quagmire as the answer to question 5. After reviewing numerous reader complaints, we've determined that B) Black Hole of Endless Violence, D) Vortex of Evil, and E) Malignant Tumor, Sucking the Life Out of Our Nation As It Grows Bigger and More Horrible are also correct.

LATEST HEADLINES . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Occupation to end June 30th, say cicada experts . . . . . . Iraq: wedding threat 'greatly reduced' . . . . . . Rose petals found in Iraq, says Fox News . . . . . .

Scandal: Knowledge of Prison
Abuse May Go Higher
Bush apparently told God in early January.

THE WAR

Top Military Brass Testify About Prisoner Abuse
Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez (left) says he "saw no evil," Gen. John Abizaid (center) says he "heard no evil," and Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller (right) says he "spoke no evil."

MISCELLANEOUS
Dinner Service From the Titanic To Be Sold at Auction

First Lady Laura Bush says it might be "perfect" for the White House.

http://www.ironictimes.com/

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sexist

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There is no coverage. Its not newsworthy. The lies didn't work the first time.

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