Fuck it! The TV is OFF! If I had a gun, I'd shoot it. Fuck Bu$h!

DemoTex

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Mon May-24-04 07:25 PM
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Fuck it! The TV is OFF! If I had a gun, I'd shoot it. Fuck Bu$h!

This is exactly why I did not own a TV for the past 13 years (until 5 TVs came with this mountain house). My high B/P does not need this lying bastard. I'll be back in a few minutes with a description of my great dinner. That always calms me down.

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Nlighten1

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Mon May-24-04 07:27 PM
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1. Cooking always calms me down...

A glass of wine, some classical music on the boom box and a hot stove top.

Ahhh...

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Rabrrrrrr

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Mon May-24-04 07:28 PM
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2. The amount of BS and untruths and utter lies is overwhelming me

Really makes me wonder if he's living onthe same planet as the rest of us.

How he spew this shit and say it seriously without giggling, or hearing what he says and saying, "Jesus, that can't be true..."

What a total liar.

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ForrestGump

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Mon May-24-04 07:29 PM
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3. I missed it. Did Doofusboy say something?

Not sure I've ever lasted through a 'presidential' term with so few times spent watching the CinC talk. I've been avoiding the f***er, for the most part, since he seized power. Irritating, smarmy, idiotic little sonofabitch, ain't he?

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DemoTex

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Mon May-24-04 07:35 PM
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4. I just flipped the chicken on the grill and refreshed my wine.

Edited on Mon May-24-04 07:36 PM by DemoTex

Bu$h said nothing in the first 25 minutes (when I cut him off). Pure PR. Platitudes. Nothing at all of substance, let alone no admission of guilt or remorse for the hell we have created. I am sick to the soul tonight.

But, I must say, great make-up job. Bu$h almost looks like a normal white asshole. The boo-boos are hard to see. Maybe Condi kissed it and made it well.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon May-24-04 07:46 PM
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5. I am so happy I am on the left coast and can read this shit on DU

before dirtying my beautiful mind watching this asshole.

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NightTrain

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Mon May-24-04 07:49 PM
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6. Couldn't agree more!

I'm about to go download some porn. Unlike those who watched Bush's speech tonight, when I jerk off I'll get something out of it!

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DemoTex

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Mon May-24-04 09:33 PM
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7. OK. Dinner (and Bu$h) is over.

Half a chicken (organic yard bird) cooked on the indirect heat with hickory at 275-degrees F. Basted for an hour with a mop of chicken stock, butter, lemon juice, Worcheshire sauce, and spices from the rub. After an hour, I added a cup of ketchup to the mop. I then cooked the chick for another hour with mops every 15 minutes.

I added two foil-wrapped corn cobs, basted in olive oil, to the cooker for the last hour. A crisp green salad balanced the meal.

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Deja Q

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Mon May-24-04 09:35 PM
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8. What the fuck, is President Apostate* blathering bullshit about freedom

Edited on Mon May-24-04 09:35 PM by HypnoToad

again?

:shrug:

(Additional: Yeah, I know how you feel... I don't watch mainstream tv anymore, apart from the simpsons and that's purely by good fortune.)

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Eye and Monkey

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Mon May-24-04 09:36 PM
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9. Sell all of the TVs and send the proceeds to Air America.

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boobooday

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Mon May-24-04 09:37 PM
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10. LIBERATION!

We must liberate the world from Bush.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

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greatauntoftriplets

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Mon May-24-04 09:39 PM
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11. Got a baseball bat????

Instead of a gun, I have a vintage Louisville slugger for protection. It'd have the same impact on a boob tube, though either way, you'd be left with all the crap to clean up.

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peekaloo

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Mon May-24-04 09:46 PM
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12. DoYouEverWonder posted this pic in GD

taken at the conclusion of his shit-fest.

fucker looks kinda disoriented....maybe thinks he blew his "oral exam" for admission into War College.

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