VICTIMS: LINE UP. I AM A FLAMING BITCH TODAY.

Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:34 AM
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VICTIMS: LINE UP. I AM A FLAMING BITCH TODAY.

:grr:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue May-25-04 09:34 AM
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1. hi

:hi:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:36 AM
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CHOMP

next?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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GOPisEvil

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Tue May-25-04 09:36 AM
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2. You'll have to fight Skittles for the right to deliver my daily beat-down.

Sorry. It's the rules. She gets first dibs.

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:36 AM
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4. TOUGH.

:MOW:

YOU'RE TOAST

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Richardo

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Tue May-25-04 09:36 AM
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3. GOPisEvil! Bertha wants to talk to you!

:evilgrin:

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trumad

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Tue May-25-04 09:37 AM
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6. Nice Cat...

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:58 AM
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38. TOBY! HE TORE THE SHIT OUT OF 2 OF MY FINGERS LAST NIGHT!

THROUGH THE BLANKETS! :MOW:

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Blue-Jay

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Tue May-25-04 09:36 AM
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5. eek!

Having a bad morning, mizz vee?

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:41 AM
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15. YES, GOD DAMMIT!

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE?

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Fenris

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Tue May-25-04 09:37 AM
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Bitch? That's sexist hatespeech and I don't have to take it!

Flame on, Mrs. V!

:hi:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:42 AM
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16. SEXIST MY ASS

Is it sexist if I call myself a bitch?! Get off it! :MOW:

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slinkerwink

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Tue May-25-04 05:44 PM
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74. yep

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 05:50 PM
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75. Slinkerwink, with all due respect,

I didn't call you or any other woman any names. I know how you feel on this issue and believe me, I didn't post this fucking rant thread to get on your shit list.

I apologize for having offended you by calling myself that word you hate. Will you please drop it?

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Misunderestimator

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Tue May-25-04 09:37 AM
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7. Uh oh... are your kitties chasing poop or something?

Edited on Tue May-25-04 09:37 AM by Misunderestimator

:hi:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:42 AM
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17. LEAVE THE KITTIES OUT OF IT

:MOW:

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JaySherman

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Tue May-25-04 09:37 AM
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8. Before you eat me...

Why the anger?

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:43 AM
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19. i'm sleepy and don't feel well

and i need a mofo vacation and it's coming up on friday and it can't come soon enough

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Burma Jones

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Tue May-25-04 09:38 AM
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9. Hey there snookie-wookie

Are we fweewing a widdle enwaged today? Cheer up cupcake. Don't be such a gwumpy wumpy.

Hmmm, that should work.......

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:44 AM
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21. :MOW: :MOW: :MOW:

FEEWING A WIDDOW CHOPPED?!

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Dover

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Tue May-25-04 09:38 AM
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10. Well, I'm sorta partial to the dominatrix role myself, but I'll share...

:spank:

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rabid_nerd

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Tue May-25-04 09:38 AM
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11. So what else is new?

:ducking:

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matcom

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Tue May-25-04 09:39 AM
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12. i think you should have worn a different outfit today

that one doesn't suit you at all :D

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neoteric lefty

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Tue May-25-04 09:40 AM
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13. what context are you using "Flaming"?

just wondering :)

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:08 AM
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44. FLAMING AS IN

IF YOU GET NEAR ME YOU WILL BE BURNED

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neoteric lefty

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Tue May-25-04 10:32 AM
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52. oooh fun...

burn away :evilgrin:

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wtmusic

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Tue May-25-04 09:40 AM
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14. Hit me with your best shot

I'm ready. C'mon.

:grr:

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matcom

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Tue May-25-04 09:42 AM
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18. you do realize that the WORD POLICE will be along any minute now

because OBVIOUSLY this post is degrading to ALL flaming bitches :)

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:05 AM
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40. LET 'EM!

:MOW:

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LynneSin

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Tue May-25-04 09:43 AM
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20. Flame away, I'm prepared

I'm in my flame retardant suit:

And I have my fire extinguisher ready:

Go ahead with your flaming throwing, I'm ready!!

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StaggerLee

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Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM
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23. scuba steve?

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Richardo

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Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM
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24. Oompa, loompa, doopity doo

We've got a flame suit, suited for you...

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underpants

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Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM
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22. You b***h like a g**l

Edited on Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM by underpants

:scared:

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matcom

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Tue May-25-04 09:46 AM
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25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

methinks you gots your panties in a wad

:bounce:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:47 AM
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26. I AM A GIRL, GOD DAMMIT

AND I THROW A BALL LIKE NOLAN FUCKING RYAN SO DON'T FUCKING PISS ME OFF!

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Richardo

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Tue May-25-04 09:47 AM
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27. My Emergency Broadcast System beacon just went off...

...I'm off to the bomb shelter! :scared:

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underpants

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Tue May-25-04 09:49 AM
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31. THIS IS A TEST THIS IS ONLY A TEST

Edited on Tue May-25-04 09:50 AM by underpants

In the event of an actual "emergency" the words "sexist" and "mysoginist" would appear on your screen.....

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matcom

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Tue May-25-04 09:51 AM
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32. *chirp* *chirp*

:shrug:

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qwertyMike

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Tue May-25-04 09:47 AM
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28. OOOOH!

You turn me on.

Mail me

Kathleen Turner (War of the Roses): "Do you like angry sex?"
Danny DeVito (Sleaze lawer) : "Is there any other kind?"

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:09 AM
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45. DREAM ON

I'M TAKEN

:MOW:

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue May-25-04 09:47 AM
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29. Baseball sucks.

Flame away! :evilgrin:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:06 AM
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42. BRAZILIAN baseball sucks.

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue May-25-04 10:31 AM
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51. American soccer sucks. And what you call "football" is NEITHER.

Hands ain't feet, and ovals ain't balls. :spank:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:37 AM
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54. HAH! I DESPISE BOTH!

TRY AGAIN!

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue May-25-04 10:38 AM
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55. NASCAR is the most idiotic racing series ever invented!

Formula One forever! Even IRL is better than that dreck! Heck, even the moribund CART is!

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:40 AM
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56. ALL AUTO RACING IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING ON

THE PLANET!

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue May-25-04 10:45 AM
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57. AGASSI SMELLS FOUL! RODDICK CLEANS MOYA'S SHOES! SPADEA THROWS LIKE A GIRL

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:55 AM
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58. You win--too tired to finish what I started. BERTHA GIVES UP. FILM AT 11

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue May-25-04 11:36 AM
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63. Ha! I'M RICK JAMES! (nt)

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 11:57 AM
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65. Who's Rick James?

:shrug:

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Tue May-25-04 12:00 PM
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67. I can't believe you never heard or read this earworm.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_James

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 12:04 PM
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69. What can I say? I'm sheltered.

And given what I just learned on Wikipedia, gleefully so. ;)

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:48 AM
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30. ALL YOU FREAKS KNOW THIS IS IN JEST, RIGHT?!

GOD DAMMIT

AND IF MY FUCKING CELL-MATE'S REPLACEMENT DOESN'T GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KARPINSKI, SHE'S FUCKING NEXT! :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW:

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Misunderestimator

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Tue May-25-04 09:51 AM
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33. Did she stop playing opera yet?

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 09:54 AM
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35. No. I don't mind opera but I'm really not in the mood for

someone who plays her own music too loudly for me to try to play mine. Headphones are impractical - phone rings twelve times per second.

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Misunderestimator

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Tue May-25-04 09:56 AM
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Damn... that is one fast telephone ring

I can barely count to 12 in 1 second.

:evilgrin:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:12 AM
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46. and she keeps playing the same fucking CD over and over and over

:grr: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW: :MOW:

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Misunderestimator

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Tue May-25-04 10:14 AM
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47. Which opera is it? Or is it an artist's CD of arias?

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 10:30 AM
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50. I don't know. Is "Volare" an aria?

Edited on Tue May-25-04 10:39 AM by Bertha Venation

Is it even from an opera? Because that's what just finished playing (for the fourth time).

It's a compilation of I don't know what but I hate it.

EDITED BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING DUMBASS

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Misunderestimator

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Tue May-25-04 10:34 AM
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53. No, that's not from an opera.

And if that's the sh*t she's playing, I can see why you're annoyed. I'd be climbing the walls.

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 11:23 AM
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62. OMG and holy shit: "Celeste Aida"

Well, one out of forty million ain't bad I guess.

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Misunderestimator

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Tue May-25-04 12:27 PM
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71. Yuck... sounds like she's playing some tenor...

I don't like tenors much. Celeste Aida at least is from an opera.

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Dover

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Tue May-25-04 10:23 AM
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48. Now don't spoil the fantasy.........Grrrrrrrrrr....RUFF!

....Save a little for the campaign though.

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Whitacre D_WI

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Tue May-25-04 09:53 AM
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34. Hi, Bertha!

You are nice! :hi:

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Blue-Jay

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Tue May-25-04 09:56 AM
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37. butt-kisser

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MikeG

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Tue May-25-04 09:56 AM
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36. You look very nice today.

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 11:22 AM
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59. thank you

i've given up flaming for the day

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terrya

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Tue May-25-04 09:59 AM
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39. Hi, Bertha.

I'm sorry, sweetie. I hope it gets better for you, soon.

:loveya:

Terry

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 11:22 AM
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60. thank you

i've given up flaming for the day

:hug: Terry

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Rainbowreflect

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Tue May-25-04 10:05 AM
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41. You are my favorite DUer.

You are so smart and witty.
:pals: I hope you day gets better. :hug:

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 11:22 AM
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61. oh, my

i've given up flaming for the day

thank you

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ProfessorGAC

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Tue May-25-04 10:06 AM
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43. Hmmmmm!

Don't let slinkerwink read your post title.
The Professor

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MikeG

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Tue May-25-04 10:26 AM
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49. SLOWEST F'ING FLAME I'VE EVER SEEN.

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DancingBear

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Tue May-25-04 11:39 AM
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64. Is it because Weber was late covering home

and they blew the rundown, losing 6-5 in 10?

Does that factor in at all???

:)

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 11:58 AM
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66. No, but part of it is the good mad I worked up when they threw Lackey

out of the game but never even warned Miller. Warn the benches? Sure. Warn the instigator? Why, no! Why the fuck should we? We're home-town blues! :grr:

Mental errors I can forgive. Piss poor officiating and lousy judgement calls take a little longer.

:hi: Bear. :)

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tigereye

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Tue May-25-04 12:19 PM
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70. feel better?

Edited on Tue May-25-04 12:20 PM by tigereye

That was me about two days ago. Don't know what it was... I was ready to eat the B---strds for lunch! :hi:

Don't mean anyone in here.. just B..strds out here!

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Bertha Venation

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Tue May-25-04 05:36 PM
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72. a little, after coming home from work early, taking strong pain drugs, and

going to sleep. Thanks.

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Zolok

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Tue May-25-04 12:03 PM
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68. I kiss your hand in the courtiest way possible...

and invite you to my humble abode for some champagne....

Think of me as on-line version of "The Continental"...except of course you can't hit me.
:)
"Haff zum sham-pon-yuh"...

www.chimesatmidnight.blogspot.com

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MrScorpio

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Tue May-25-04 05:43 PM
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73. Here's a coupon, Bertha...

It's good for one free hug.

When you're ready to redeem it, let me know.

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Tue May-25-04 06:12 PM
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76. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......would you like a cookie?

Chocolate chocolate chip?

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..........my ARM!!!

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