'Wedgie' led to death near sports bar, lawyers say

Michael Keith Williams is claiming self-defense in the 2003 killing of Jonathan Freel.

By Tad Dickens

What started with a "wedgie" inside a Southwest Roanoke sports bar ended with a disembowelment and fatal neck wound in a dark field beyond.

Jonathan Freel, 35, among a group of men horsing around at the All Sports Cafe on Grandin Road, died in the early April 5, 2003, stabbing. Michael Keith Williams, offended when Freel wedgied a friend of his, was charged with murder.

Williams' trial, set for three days, began Monday in Roanoke Circuit Court. Williams is claiming self-defense.

As lawyers in the case explained what they believed the evidence would show, the jury learned about a word not often heard inside a courtroom.

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It's all fun and games until somebody gets disemboweled.

I'm LOL

Here's a link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x59944

:D:D:D

I thought this thread was about me.



In 1989, I gave my cousin the wedgie to end all wedgies.

I pulled the undies up so far the waistband tore apart from the fabric... and then...

I pulled the waistband up and over his head. To his throat.

Aaron was choking on his own wedgie.

That was fucking wedgie-genius.