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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:50 PM
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Mechanic said I blew a seal
I said fix the damn thing and leave my personal life out of it.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:54 PM
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1. what sort of mouthwash do you use after something like that?
:evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:56 PM
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2. Pffffffttttt!!!!!
I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that! :D
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:02 PM
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11. ooooo! I cracked up GOPisEvil. Give me a gold star on my forehead
Edited on Thu May-27-04 01:02 PM by havocmom
and an extra cookie for snacktime, my week just took a turn for the better! AFT too.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:22 PM
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16. MINTY fresh I say, with a side of HERRING.
*snarf*
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:56 PM
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3. You should have said:
"Not blew. Clubbed. That's different."
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:56 PM
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4. that like a golf ball through a garden hose?
:shrug:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:57 PM
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5. It's better than "throwing a rod"
...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 12:58 PM
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6. Senator Santorum wants to speak with you
:bounce:
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Itchinjim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:00 PM
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7. Nah, thats just some tapioca,
(wipes corner of mouth)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:01 PM
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8. NO SEX THREADS!!!!
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patcox2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:01 PM
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9. I pulled into a Shell station
I was driving a rented barracuda. My stingray was in the shop.
I went across the street to the sand bar. I knew the owner, he used to play for the dolphins. I said "Hi, Gill" You have to yell, he's hard of herring. I said "I'll have the usual, rusty snail, shaken, not stirred, hold the grunion."
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:09 PM
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13. LOL
Kip Adotta
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Arger68 Donating Member (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:02 PM
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10. think I had a wet dream, cruisin through the
gulf stream, ooh ooh ooh, ooh.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:05 PM
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12. you two are showing your age...
and welcome to DU, Arger68!
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Arger68 Donating Member (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:24 PM
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17. Thanks!!
But I'm only 36, when did that get to be old?????:cry: :P
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:11 PM
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14. Did he enjoy it?
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:21 PM
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15. Did he send you roses?
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:04 PM
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18. I loved his song in that Batman movie.
.
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