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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:18 PM
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The Liar's Club: Everything You Say About Yourself in this Thread is a LIE
Just checking in to post after running 10 miles.

Did I mention that Jesus wants me for a sunbeam?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:19 PM
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1. I'm ugly and I'm a rotten dresser.
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:20 PM
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I hate men, and sex
Edited on Thu May-27-04 01:40 PM by belladonna
Not necessarily in that order :D

Edited... ooops, meant to reply to original message
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:20 PM
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79. A mean-ass bastard, too.
:7

:hi:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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92. I'm a real horse's patoot!
:hi:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:20 PM
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2. I'm a rockbound, dyed-in-the-wool Republican!
Ronald Reagan was the greatest President in the history of these United Stets! I can't wait to see him on the $10 bill!

Oh yeah, and Bush* knows how to tie his own shoes...

...yeah, that's the ticket! :evilgrin:
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jo35042 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:21 PM
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6. yeah and Rumsfeld
is doing a fantastic job!!!!
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jo35042 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:20 PM
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3. I am running for President
Might as well, don't you think.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:21 PM
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8. I'm President of Running
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:20 PM
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4. This post is a lie. (nt)
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 04:30 AM
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204. I don't believe you.
:evilgrin:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:21 PM
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5. I beat up Paul Bunyon in kindergarten.
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jo35042 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:22 PM
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oh yeah.
I was his "first"
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:21 PM
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7. I'm voting for Bush in November or maybe Ralph Nadar
still deciding

:eyes:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:22 PM
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9. I'm Voting For Bush!!!
:-)
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:24 PM
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13. I shave Bush for a living. I'm from BRAZIL! I'm a hot Latin LLLAdy!
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:22 PM
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10. I'm Julia Robert's ass double!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:34 PM
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I'm Brad Pitt's Ab double...
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:22 PM
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11. I really care
about my job today.
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jo35042 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:25 PM
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14. This is fun, can i vote for Dick Cheney for Emporer?
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:22 PM
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12. I'm typing this with my left buttcheek!
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jo35042 Donating Member (139 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:26 PM
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16. I play piano with my incisors! and I want to vote for Dick.....
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:26 PM
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17. Liar. You can only type with your RIGHT buttcheek! (nt)
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:51 PM
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46. ROFLMAO
Hey, makin' people laugh out loud at work is not nice! Well, sure it is, I'm all alone in my cube farm....

And I am 5'10", 130 lbs., w/long blonde hair and green eyes ;)
Oh, and I hate cats.
With a passion.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:25 PM
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15. I don't have much time to respond to this thread......
cause work is so busy.

I'll be staying late just to catch up, but afterwards I'll be going home to my wife, Morgan Fairchild.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:26 PM
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18. sus is just the best friend in the world - I love having her as my friend
:eyes:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:31 PM
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24. BITCH!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:43 PM
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40. so you're saying I'm a bitch?
interesting in this thread!!!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:14 PM
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69. doh! damn you and your infernal vulcan logic!!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:27 PM
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I just wish my cats were more like sus's Jack & stella
:eyes:
:eyes:
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:27 PM
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19. really
I enjoy you coming into my office and wasting my time....Really I don't have to pee....
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icymist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:28 PM
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20. George W. Bush was elected president of the US.
Those WMD's must be here somewhere!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:29 PM
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21. I Love Religion. I Worship God. I Believe In Astrology.
I believe that all people are good and fair. I believe in special treatment for people who deserve it most. I love Jesus. I pray to Jesus all the time. Jesus rewards me. The money I give to the church comes back to me TENFOLD. I speak in tongues. I believe Pat Robertson. Homosexuals are evil and are ruining the sanctity of marriage. Torture is okay.

-- Allen
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:30 PM
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22. I'm feeling very fulfilled at work today
Edited on Thu May-27-04 01:51 PM by Richardo
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:30 PM
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23. I throw like a girl
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:31 PM
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25. "American Idol" had me RIVETED!
See?
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parasim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:32 PM
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26. I never lie.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:33 PM
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27. i am a virgin and will stay that way till i get married
cos the bible says pre-marital sex is sinful
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:34 PM
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28. I am an Inuit she-male.
I make igloos and go ice-fishing.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:34 PM
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29. i Love the yankees
yankees don't suck!
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Whitacre D_WI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:34 PM
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30. I am a lousy lay.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:36 PM
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31. Just popping in from the champagne-filled jacuzzi in which i am having a
ménage à trois with Colin Firth and Elizabeth Shue, to announce that I am not addicted to DU. At all.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:39 PM
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32. You're dripping on the carpet...
Take that whichever way you want... :evilgrin:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:40 PM
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35. Gotta run...my driver just pulled the car up front. Kisses!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:39 PM
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33. I am hating this double scoop mint chocolate chip ice scream
...I was just given by our receptionist.
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PittPoliSci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:40 PM
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34. I just got back from Cleveland and I loved it.
Also, while I was there, I wasn't at all creeped out by the legions of homeless people wanting my money and giving me tips on how to shoplift.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:42 PM
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39. Cleveland is Paradise on Earth!!
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:44 PM
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41. LOL- I don't live in Cleveland
ANd I love it there!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:41 PM
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120. What's wrong with Cleveland?
:shrug:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:40 PM
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36. I'm a right-wing fundie who's had 27 abortions. n/t
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:41 PM
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37. My girlfriend Janeane said to tell you all "Hi!"
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:41 PM
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38. I responded to a spam email & doubled the size of my penis. n/t
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:29 PM
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105. 2 x 0 =
.........................
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Jokerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:48 PM
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124. Sounds like "fuzzy math" to me
I've got half a mind to respond to that.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:45 PM
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42. Christopher Noth, Viggo Mortensen and John Cusack are all fighting....
...to see who wins my hand in marriage

<sigh....I wish they would be>
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:46 PM
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43. I have never masturbated. What's it like?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:47 PM
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44. SEX THREAD SEX THREAD LOCK LOCK LOCK
:eyes:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:51 PM
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45. I'm a charter member of Landover Baptist
Repent, sinners! or else
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 01:53 PM
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47. I have had every woman who has posted to this thread
and satisfied each and every one.!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:00 PM
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48. I care enough about what you think to read every post in this thread.
And that's the truth!
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:04 PM
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49. I don't think Bush is all that bad
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:04 PM
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50. Neither is the 700 Club
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:04 PM
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51. Neither is Rumsfeld
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:05 PM
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52. Neither is Toby Keith
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:05 PM
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53. Neither is Sean Hannity
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:05 PM
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54. I think Newt Gingrich was actually pretty cool
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:06 PM
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55. I'm not doing all of these just to escape the 700 Club
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:06 PM
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56. I'm perfectly content to stay in the 700 Club for a while
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:07 PM
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58. I think Ann Coulter makes a lot of sense
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:09 PM
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60. Still enjoying the 700 Club
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:09 PM
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61. I've got the hots for Dr. Laura
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:10 PM
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62. I love the Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers and Flyers
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:11 PM
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63. I taught chess to Karpov and Kasparov
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:11 PM
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64. The 700 Club is where I want to be
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:12 PM
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65. I'm in the 700 Club because that's how much I can bench.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:12 PM
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67. Why the 700 Club? Because that's my 3-game bowling average.
Edited on Thu May-27-04 02:14 PM by BlueOysterDemocrat
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:13 PM
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68. I'm really interested in "American Idol"
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:15 PM
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70. I AM an American Idol.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:16 PM
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72. I would really like to hear more.
Edited on Thu May-27-04 02:16 PM by BlueOysterDemocrat
Edited to insert emoticon so as to make sure this was clearly a joke


;)
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:16 PM
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74. if you want, I can sing you a song.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:18 PM
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76. I'm sure I'm the finest singer here.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:21 PM
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82. yeah but can you circular breath? I'm envious of Kenny G.'s
musical abilities, and absolutely love it when people say to me, when told I know how to circular breathe, "Oh, you mean like what Kenny G. does?"
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:32 PM
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108. I can breathe through my ears.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:33 PM
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110. LIAR!
damn. i wish i could do that.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:15 PM
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71. I want to marry and settle down ASAP.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:17 PM
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75. I think the rich are overtaxed.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:19 PM
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77. I type 100+ WPM.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:20 PM
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81. I think everyone should own an SUV.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:22 PM
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84. I think we need more CSI spinoffs
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:24 PM
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90. I think there should be even MORE NFL parity.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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95. I like Maurice Clarett.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:26 PM
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97. My dream date: Courtney Love
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:27 PM
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100. I speak fluent Klingon.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:29 PM
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104. Cheryl Tiegs is my mother.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:30 PM
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106. I love Domino's Pizza.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:31 PM
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107. STILL enjoying the 700 Club.
Edited on Thu May-27-04 02:31 PM by BlueOysterDemocrat
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:33 PM
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109. My favorite actor: Ben Stiller.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:34 PM
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111. I hate one-night stands.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:35 PM
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112. I really like country and rap.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:35 PM
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I'm posting from Anna Kournikova's bedroom.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:37 PM
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115. I could kick Lennox Lewis's ass.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:37 PM
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117. Budweiser and Miller: my beers of choice.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:51 PM
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127. I feel bad when mocking Repugs.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:52 PM
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128. I look forward to old age.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:53 PM
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130. I miss "Full House."
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:54 PM
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131. I'm not paying enough for gasoline.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:55 PM
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132. I subscribe to the Washington Times.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:56 PM
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133. The 700 Club is my Eden.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:56 PM
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134. I'm not looking to escape it.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:56 PM
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135. There's no rush.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:57 PM
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136. None whatsoever.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:58 PM
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137. Usually, building post count is very important to me
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:58 PM
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138. But going from 700 to 800 is not at all.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:59 PM
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139. I wish I had strep throat
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:59 PM
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140. I'd also like to stay in the 700 Club a while longer.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:01 PM
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141. I think the 2000 election was fair
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:02 PM
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143. And I'm glad Gore lost
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:02 PM
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144. Because I think Bush is doing great
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:03 PM
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146. And his public speaking really impresses me.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:04 PM
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148. The 700 Club is like Heaven to me.
Edited on Thu May-27-04 03:09 PM by BlueOysterDemocrat
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:10 PM
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154. I wish I could stay in it forever.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:07 PM
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57. Yes you are, you lying dog. n/t
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:08 PM
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59. Nope, no way, I'm not, no truth to that whatsoever, honest, really, truly
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:20 PM
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80. Liar!
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:21 PM
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83. Nope, the 700 Club is a privilege, I'm honored to be here
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:22 PM
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85. I too loved the 700 Club... I watch it all the time.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:23 PM
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87. It's the finest show I know of. I've learned a lot from it.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:23 PM
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88. It SAVED me.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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91. Me too. Without it I would be nowhere.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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96. I'm just waiting for the Rapture, now that I've been saved.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:26 PM
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98. I know all about it, I'm really religious.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:27 PM
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99. No one is more religious than I.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:28 PM
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102. In that case we must be in a tie. Religion is my life.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:29 PM
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103. Religion is my wife.
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Teddy_Salad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:12 PM
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66. I'm very sexy looking and have an extremely 'girthy' penis
Edited on Thu May-27-04 02:12 PM by Teddy_Salad
I'm also a great lover and most importantly of all, I just love cheese! :loveya:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:16 PM
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73. I can't imagine a more wonderful place to shop than Wal-Mart.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:19 PM
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78. I shop there as often as possible.
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Jackhammer Jesus Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:22 PM
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86. I have seven toes and three thumbs.
Protruding from my head.
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:23 PM
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89. I am so outraged by this thread that ...
I refuse to post here.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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93. My kids are Ugly and Stupid
I knew we should have chosen more common names
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:25 PM
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94. ATTENTION! VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THAT AFFECTS ALL OF YOU!
After careful analysis of all the pros and cons and an agonizing and fretful journey of deep introspection and arduous inner debate which has exhausted my emotional resources and left my nerves frayed, I have decided at last that since all the really articulate, astute and thought-provoking contributors to DU have departed, I see no reason to stay here. Goodbye, cruel and imperfect world!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:27 PM
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101. Goodbye... this is a really thought-provoking thread.
:evilgrin:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:35 PM
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113. Wait, but if I'm really a big liar, than I'd be lying about lying in here
But then I'd be telling the truth... but I'd be lying because I'm really a big liar. I have to lie down.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:35 PM
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114. I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:37 PM
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116. I just ran for FIFTEEN MILES, you lazy ass loser!
You disgust me. :P
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:37 PM
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118. Man, I have the face of Brad Pitt and the Bod of Franco Columbu!
(or is that the face of Curly Howard and the Bod of the Pillsbury Doughboy?)

:evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:39 PM
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119. Wow, I just finished cleaning my entire house and all the laundry is
folded and put away...AND the kids are napping too!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:42 PM
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121. I stole what was in sus' 'goodie' drawer
:crazy:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:53 PM
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129. That's impossible. They are currently on my person. oooooohhhh yyyyyyeahhh
:evilgrin:
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:42 PM
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122. I think Connie Chung represents the epitome of
class and integrity in the field of television journalism.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:43 PM
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123. I hate sus, I regret the day we became friends - she makes me cry
:bounce:
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:50 PM
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125. I love all you people!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 02:51 PM
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126. My real name is Sinjin Polvalter
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Butterflies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:02 PM
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142. In the 1996 Olympics, I won a gold medal for swimming
I'm especially good at the Butterfly stroke, and also swimming completely under water.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:03 PM
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145. Ok... I admit... I'm really Salman Rushdie
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:04 PM
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147. Really? I'm Salman Limbaugh.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:04 PM
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149. Daddy???!!!!
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:08 PM
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151. Yes, it's true. I fathered you.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:06 PM
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150. BlueOysterDemocrat is stalking me.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:09 PM
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152. I don't think there's anything wrong with stalking. Stalking is cool.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:10 PM
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153. nobody calls it "stalking" anymore. it's SHADOWING..
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:11 PM
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155. BlueOysterDemocrat is shadowing me.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:12 PM
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156. I don't think there is anything wrong with shadowing. Shadowing is cool.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:12 PM
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157. Nobody calls him BlueOysterDemocrat anymore. They call him SkinnerInDrag.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:13 PM
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159. That's because I'm not male.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:14 PM
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160. So I don't find any of the DU females to be attractive.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:21 PM
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162. ohmy..then what WAS that last night? nevermind. i don't want to know.
Edited on Thu May-27-04 03:22 PM by sus
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:13 PM
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158. When I'm out of the 700 Club, I'll continue this ridiculous posting pace.
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Tom_Foolery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:15 PM
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161. I have thick, beautiful hair!! n/t
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:23 PM
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163. People hate me; therefore, I am beautiful.
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Commendatori Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:25 PM
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164. Now that I'm out of the 700 Club, I'm sad and will stay in this thread
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:27 PM
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165. Elvis is alive and wishes he could rock like me.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:31 PM
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166. Cats are only good for shootin' and eatin'.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:34 PM
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167. I'm in so many threads right now, I can't keep up.
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:39 PM
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168. I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!
Celebration!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:40 PM
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170. HAHAHAHA! that's not funny!
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 04:17 PM
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177. Not a Dave Chapelle fan, eh? Sorry.
n/t
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:40 PM
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169. I always lie
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:41 PM
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171. I would never want to get it on with any DUer, under any circumstances.
Edited on Thu May-27-04 03:42 PM by Endangered Specie
edit: Oh wait, were supposed to LIE! ;)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:43 PM
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172. What is this "Star Trek" never heard of it.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:43 PM
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173. Holland is in Asia.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:43 PM
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174. My personal hygiene is beyond reproach
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:44 PM
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175. I'm really paying attention in this damn conference call I'm on. n/t
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 03:48 PM
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176. Greetings, Young Republicans! I'm President George W. Bush!
And I'm the Greatest President Of Your Lifetime!

Ain't my worldwide peace initiative a great thing?? Thank God I'm so intelligent, huh?

If you vote for me in November, I'll buy each and every one of you your own Iraqi oil well. I promise!!
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:29 PM
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178. I'm straight and monogamous
and so is my husband.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:38 PM
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179. and I don't want to sleep between you two :-)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:46 PM
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182. Uh oh... sounds like nothingshocksmeanymore wants a menage a trois, non?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:01 PM
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185. Naah..I just ADORE Geni and JohnnyAwl...great peoples them two
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:50 PM
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183. and we wouldn't want you there, either!
:D
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 07:16 AM
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208. WHAT!!! You're not a lesbian?
Here I thought you were one.

I'm confused

:crazy:
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:39 PM
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180. I am a beautiful airhead who is the size of a stick.
With no boobs and no love for sex. *sigh*
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:44 PM
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181. I've killed 17 men with a ping-pong paddle; I play the tuba in phone booth
I've also brought Salma Hayek to a sheet-ripping climax, and I am unbounded by gravity.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 05:59 PM
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184. I am exempt from the laws of physics.
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Mike Niendorff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 06:12 PM
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186. I'd post more, but my supermodel girlfriend is demanding more sex ...

... and between that and the lottery people coming by later today, well, who has the time???

:evilgrin:


MDN
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IconoclastIlene Donating Member (554 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 09:57 PM
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187. Chris Rock is coming for dinner this weekend, and,.
Im planning to have Fleetwood Mac there for some entertainment.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 10:02 PM
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188. I'm 6'4'', 220 lbs of pure muscle with a six pack.
I'm a Republican too. :-)
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 10:47 PM
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189. I think God really does talk to bush... n/t
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 10:48 PM
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190. bush is an excellent public speaker
and what a vocabulary!
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 10:49 PM
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191. I am a life long member of the NRA
"from my cold dead hands"
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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 10:49 PM
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192. I wish I had a cool nickname like pickles n/t
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-04 11:22 PM
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193. I've been getting a lot of sex in the last three months
I mean women keep throwing themselves at me left and right. At bars, at work, everywhere!
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 01:47 AM
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194. I'm incredibly happy.
Edited on Fri May-28-04 01:59 AM by SarahBelle
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 01:47 AM
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195. I think most people are honest.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 01:48 AM
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196. It's fun to have my emotions toyed with.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 01:49 AM
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197. I think sensitive men are actually sensitive.
Edited on Fri May-28-04 01:49 AM by SarahBelle
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 01:51 AM
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198. I feel incredibly positive at this moment.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 01:52 AM
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199. I weigh 125 lbs, have a 6 fig job...
many admirers, but only Viggo Mortenson is allowed to do me, and does so often.
Did I mention I own a pair of Male Siberian Tigers? Ohhh the looks we get as I walk them down the street! :o
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Rationality Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 04:00 AM
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200. 4.0 average at UF, been married for 2 years...
Edited on Fri May-28-04 04:02 AM by Rationality
me and this wife of mine avidly attend every Red Sox game, decked out in our garnet and gold!

My favorite beer is Heiniken. My favorite pizza topping would be anchovies, and usually I get it delivered from Dominoes, moments before American Idol comes on, and man do I really give a shit about it! After I'm done giving every last shit that I could squeeze out, I go to church.
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Rationality Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 04:13 AM
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201. I'm done ranting about myself.
I blend in nicely with my redneck neighbors in North Florida. None of them notice my New York accent so never get into regionalist arguments, but even when I do, I'm above referring to their mothers/aunts. After all, that just isn't fun.

What is fun, though, is one of my roommates. Pretty social guy! Walks in the dorm, acknowledges me occasionally, and once, he even spoke two sentences to me. Told me to shut up. How I enjoy his company....
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Rationality Donating Member (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 04:14 AM
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202. Oh wait! One more thing to say!!!
n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 04:29 AM
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203. I am illiterate
Edited on Fri May-28-04 04:36 AM by SoCalDem
I misread the post...and did not post about myself, originally..

Charles Barkley edited my post for me, because I am too busy :)
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 06:36 AM
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205. they
hate us for our freedom.


;(
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MichaelUK Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 06:39 AM
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206. I am hung as well as Brad Pitt
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BlondieK143 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 06:47 AM
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207. ahahahahaha
I'm sorry. I thought this was a lying thread!
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 07:43 AM
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209. I am Hung Well and I was born in Paris, China.
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-04 08:05 AM
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210. I'm A Very Nice Guy!
The Professor
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