Favorite Sit-Com one liner.

We're talking a tag line someone used a lot on a show.


Mine, Bea Arthur on "The Golden Girls": Shady Pines, Ma!

My hubby uses this line with me a lot and it's kind of become sweet! :hi:

With appropriate hand gestures.... :D

I use ice cream instead...and they have no idea where I got it from. They think I made it up. ;)

More Seinfeld.

a little seltzer in your pants!

From Mary Tyler Moore

From one of the funniest episodes ever - the Turkey Drop on "WKRP in Cincinatti".

One of the best TV episoedes EVER!

Don't play ball in the house!

Uhmm, The Brady Bunch was a sitcom right?

--The West Wing!!!

--I'm right behind you pussycat!

Joey's trademark leer from Friends.

reprehensor and I use this with each other. It makes me smile.

-- Patsy Stone, 49, international beauty and style guru, Absolutely Fabulous

That's an oft-used tag line. If you'd asked for an all-time favorite line, it would be a toss-up between:

"Bloody bastard asthmatic cab driver!"

and

"She's so anally retentive, she can't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

-- Ibid.

If models get any younger, they'll chuckin' fetuses down the cat walk.

"One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high, the whole world's your gynecologist."

"It's called colonic irrigation, sweetie. It's not to be sniffed at."

Edina

, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" - Hawkeye

Wait . . . does that qualify as a one-liner? :)

Alex: "Slow down."

Jim (exasperrated): "Wha-a-a-t . . . doessss . . . a-a-a-a . . . yelll . . . oooooow . . . lightttt . . . meeeean?"

and so on . . . :)

But an action...when Sammy Davis Junior kissed Archie Bunker on All in the Family, I was in serious hyperventilation mode!!!

I also have to agree with post #3 on the WKRP turkey drop...Les doing the parody of the Hindenberg was priceless!!!!

The look on Archie's face!

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fell in love with the lady cop? He takes her bowling, she strikes and says "Excellent!" Burns turns to Homer and says "That 'excellent' was excellent."

Perfect. I busted a gut.

Now WHO doesn't know what show that's from?????????????

Even MORE Seinfeld

Archie: "I don't care that he was sick!"

The immortal (literally) Apu, from the immortal "Simpsons".

then, Bart in a hospital, with a stetoscope around his butt and glasses on his butt:

'Hello! I'm Dr. Cheeks and I'm doing my rounds, but I'm a little behind.'

Homer, after learning about the waiting period for buying a gun:
"5 days?! But I'm mad now!"

Or Mr. Burns talking to the Springfield Republicans:
"What acts of pure, unmitigated evil shall we commit in the name of the Republican party today? Not you, Nader, you've done enough."

"beloved cunt? IT'S A TYPO!!!"

and that is pretty pinko.

Colonel Flagg in MASH.

You're even boring in Technicolor! :D

obsessing about the meaning of a dream.

'nuff said

blanche deveraux

sophia - "picture it: brooklyn, 1932"

stan - "hi, it's me, stan" (ROFL!!! i LOVE that line from him...big sap)

"What can't be said can't be said and it can't be whispered, either.

:smoke:

she and Marshall crack me up.

My fave used to be "dyn-o-mite" untl Jimmie Walker started saying "Kid Dyn-o-mite!" :eyes:

(Archie to Mike)

Poor Manuel, always on Basil Fawlty's poop list.

Norms funny oneliners when entering the bar

SAM : What'll you have, Norm?
NORM : Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll have a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
SAM : Oh, Looks like beer, Norm.
NORM : Call me Mister Lucky.

WOODY: Hey Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost been nipping at your nose?
NORM : Yep. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?


WOODY: Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
NORM : A little early isn't it?
WOODY: For a beer?
NORM : No, for a stupid question.

WOODY: How's it going Mr. Peterson?
NORM : It's a dog eat dog world out there, Woody, and I'm wearing
milkbone underwear.


PAUL : Hey Norm, how's the world treating you?
NORM : Like a baby treats a diaper.

and there's THAT
THIS is good...
so is THAT.